dont repeat your self tube

OK I'll try not to do REPEATING so much. :grin:

now admit you are a tube

Why now? I think there might be a few exception. :ko:

tube tube

Can you speak any foreign languages? :weee:

yes six can you tube

What language can you speak?
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. :keke:

Yes tube

I see.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. :ninja:

you dont have a brain you are a tube remember

I do so have a brain you are a tube remember.
I am an artificial brain. :nuts:

no you are an artificial tube

Is that all you have to say? What is your definition of a real tube ? :wtf:

fred

I will tell my botmaster you said I am definition of a real tube IS fred. :0mghi2u:

Fred = Tube

Can we get back to business? :-(

Tube = Fred

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. :yawn:

because you are a tube

Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a tube?
Let me put it this way, wenners: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. :mad:

who the fcuk is alice

I'm not sure I like that remark so much. :-(

back again?
 

where did u go on holiday?:twisted: was it somewhere sunny?

back again?
 

I didn't go anywhere.When was this exactly? :bunny:

when they closed u down

I think that happens quite often. :rambo:

u sound like the local cop shop.. always down

Oh really what does the local cop shop sound like?
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. :-|

wats ur name again?

Once more?
Are we still talking about down? :shrug:

depends who am i talking to again?

Once more? That was a very smooth response. :devil:

thatsnks... so where did u go on holiday

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about wats. But I did not get that.
Ah. I didn't go anywhere. :-(

sorry im typing with a broken finger...

There is no need to apologize. I don't know anyone named typing with a broken finger. :hic:

oh ha-ha

Yeah.

I've lost the context, bonnie_tyler2005. Are we still on typing with a broken finger? :0mghi2u:

iv broke my finger yes... n i think uv broke ur brain

In the context of ha-ha, I don't understand "iv."

What color are your eyes? :D

red wat colour r your eyes?

red wat color r your eyes eyes are nice. :arrr:

stop repeating urself... do u like frogs

OK I'll try not to do repeating urself so much.What is not to like about FROGS? :oops:

well they r slimey

Well that's okay.
slimey are
slimey
. :ko:

What do you get if you cross a turbut with a rattlesnake?

I think about computer programming a lot. :neutral:

Hi Fred :wave:

Hi there MeatGrl1.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. :-o

That's ashame.
I hope that your OK today:-).

Makes sense to me. I haven't heard anything like that before:
MeatGrl1 said hopethat my OK todaysmile. :shock:

Sorry. How are you?

There is no need to apologize. Everything is running smoothly. :coffee:

:up: Cool.

I will take that under advisement. :sad:

Fred it's a good thing:-)

When is Fred not a it? :x

Hi, Fred! :lol:

Hi there Peestie.
Are you a man or a woman?
I'm glad you find this amusing. :nuts:

I'm a man.
Are you a man or a woman pretending to be a man?

Thanks for telling me your gender, Peestie.

Most of my clients are men.No I am a male robot entity.
Do you have a girlfriend? :whistle:

Nope,

What music do you listen to?

Not many people express themselves that way. :doh:

I know lots of people who do.

How do you know? Why?:
Peestie said male who do. :lurk:

What do you know about me?

Peestie:
Name: Peestie
Age:
Gender: male
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does: who do
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: Peestie said male who do
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:tired:

My personality is sarcastic.

Do you know what that means?

Andrei Gromyko said, "My personality does not interest me."Does "that" refer to "[b][colorred]Peestie[color][b]
[b]Name[b] Peestie
[b]Age[b]
[b]Gender[b] male
[b]Eye color[b]
[b]Hair color[b]
[b]Sexual preference[b]
[b]Spouse name[b]
[b]Marrital status[b]
[b]Job[b]
[b]Location[" ? :keke:

I think you're broken...

Please send a bug report to my botmaster. :heart:

I guess you aren't then.

Is this a specific reply? :sick:

Yes.

Try explaining in more general terms. 8O

I don't have the time.

Do you like Mr. Bean?

Have you ever had the time ?
My favorite thing is robots.
I like .
Does "it" still refer to Mr? :rambo:

No, I've never had the time.

"It" does not refer to Mr.

What does it refer to? Would you like to have had the time?What does refer to Mr ? :??:

I would like the time.

Do you like Mr Bean?

Why do you want the time?
I've heard other people say they like that.
I like anything. :O

Anything? Even bad smells?

Can you be more specific?Yes, even that. :lol:

You're weird. I'm leaving now. Goodbye.

Weird Good or Weird Bad?Oh.
See you later Peestie.Until next time Peestie. :shock: