Sells land in Florida

Owns Florida

:twisted: Owns Bognor.

Is a better postwhore that me in SB

Has spent the whole day studying hard, including lunchtime

Ate one of her patients...

Ate the rest of them

Is, in fact, Hannibal Lechter???

Is telling big fat porky pies about being Ukrainian, and in fact comes from Brighton

Is really terrified of meeting the person above

P.S. You're not THAT wrong...the biggest Russian/Ukranian community in NY is on Brighton...yeah we have that one too...

:twisted: Collects beer mats.

Ummm...

In any event...sang duet with Patti Russo

Lives in an asylum

Killed his best friends parents and made them into chili

HEY THATS MY SECRET! I TRUSTED YOU!

Would like to grow up to be a ladyboy

is always nice to rj

:lmao:

Doesnt have an offensive irish sentence below his name

is a cute little cartman

Whos that directed at btw? Everyone in general?

Would make a good republican :p

is a multi millionaire

loves the song blind as a bat

Has never eaten a stottie

omg everyday


never went to teesside poly

really lives in newcastle

loaths bat out of hell ll

never met paul crook

didn't goto rah concert

didnt go to any concert

Grows carrots

flies the flag with the beautiful red english rose

Is a batman himself

is a moose.. no offence (havent used that for ages) hope it aint dusty

Loves and breeds mice

Has toenails sixteen feet long

Has plaited nasal hair

Can play the motorcycle guitar solo from BooH on the spoons.

is a secret admirer of Britney Spears and is about to shave his head as a tribute to her

Not too far frmo the truth on the hair front :lol:, although I prefer Brittany Ferries :))

Looks exactly like his avatar.

touche

Knows who really shot JFK, but won't hand him over to the authorities

Shot JFK and now is lying about his age and is hiding in Brazil

Has a cat, a cauldron and a black pointy hat.

Is a shitake mushroom...

P.S. You're off topic...this supposed to be outrageous lies thread...

Not off topic at all ... I said you had one of each, not a collection :p

Was in the film Ben Hur

True...my bad...

Parted Red Sea so members of MLFCUK could pass on the way to RAH

Every day drinks her own body weight in turpentine

Takes a turpentine bath every single night...

Dances with pagans to the music of American Idol rejects

IS American Idol reject...hails from the state of Alabama and sings redneck songs

Cannot say the word "wombat" without suffering from an unfortunate fit of the giggles.

Can't say word "womb" without breaking into tears...

Has her gloves attahced to each other by a string which runs up the arms of her coat.

Consistently wears bows in his hair

walked a mile in my shoes and didn't clean them before she gave them back

Persists on saying that I have borrowed his clown shoes size 152-1/2

left her pink socks in those shoes

Has the words 'front' and 'back' embroidered in her gold sparkly thongs.

gave the above item to me as a christmas present

Wears it to his evening job in the lap dancing club

Will do some lap dancing after Wembley concert

Has frequently been arrested at Meat Loaf concerts after climbing up on stage and attempting to stuff dollar bills in his G-string

Threw her grandmother's bra at Meat Loaf concert circa 1919

Is descended from Peruvian Royalty

Has a goat in her yard

Lives with mr blobby

Humps mr blobbys goat everyday at 3.54PM in the city halls closet.

Is a being form another time and another place.

Is going to wear pretty pink tutu to Wembley

Is going to look good wearing it :p

Wears the tutu on stage :p

wishes he had the legs for a tutu

gets off on watching men wear tutus :p

know how to rewire a jag

has never stolen one

Was asked to be the Harmony Hairspray girl

Isn't jealous of my hair at all ;)

Spends less on shampoo than I do.

drinks brake fluid. But it's okay, he doesn't have a problem - he can stop any time :p

Isn't now sat giggling like a girl at his own jokes.

didn't recognised a great joke above

was asked to star in the movie version of Evita as Mrs Peron

Drives beat up chevy

Likes to bite the heads off of bats

Wears garbage can as fashion accessory

is a cardboard cutout

You're a cardboard cut out yourself...

Has a wooden leg...hence the handle...

Is not afraid to show you who she is

Ummm...this is outrageous lies thread????????????

In any event...is from South America...

was born in the uk

Can gargle petrol

still plays with his lego set

Isn't allowed Lego, as it has sharp edges.

Will do the dance of the seven veils after two halves of bitter shandy

Has stabilisers fitted to his motorbike.

finds waxing his legs strangely erotic

Finds the thought of another man waxing his legs strangely erotic.

looked upset holding the waxing kit when I said no

Has clearly been having those deluded dreams again.

was replaced in his previous job by a coffee machine, a pencil sharpener and a hole punch

still co-sleeps with his Mum and Dad

Thinks the movie Godfather III is the best movie ever.