Unfortunately the habit of playing vinyl records backwards to discover secret messages has become extinct and hardly anyone seems to read weird stuff into album covers anymore. These days we have dodgy videos on the web instead. ;)

Of course, if it's on the internet, it must be true... ;)

I was watching a conspiracy program that said Adolf ~~~~~~ never commit suicide, and that after the war he fled Germany and went to South America. What's even more startling some people claim he's still alive. :shock:

Honestly everything is a Conspiracy these days. It's makes for compelling viewing though.

Some conspiracy theorists claim ~~~~~~ lives here. :shock:

He'd be over 120 years old if he was.

Maybe he was cloned.:shock:

Maybe, have you seen The Boys from Brazil? :wtf:

Yeah. It was on TV not long ago. Wierd!!!:!:

whats even more shocking is Mystery Quest is on right now and its the ~~~~~~ episode

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The problem with all these squiqly lines is that it becomes hard to understand if you are saying ~~~~~~, ~~~~~~~, ~~~~ or ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~. :?

~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ is the easy one to spot. It will be followed by a couple of posts of abuse and then a :lock:!

I hate that little lock man.

We all know that Jacko is working on the checkouts at Tesco Stevenage with Elvis. If you dont believe me go in and speak to store manager ask for Lord Lucan

:twisted: 121 to be exact.
No way did he leave Berlin in 45 :nope:

I remember seeing a show on Martin Bormann that claimed that he escaped Berlin, moved to South America, lived 20 odd years, died, was buried, left in his grave for a few years, then dug up by Odessa, returned to Berlin, placed near the bridge the last eye witness report of him was, so that his body could be found and identified from dental records, making it look like he died in Berlin in 45 :wtf:

I don't hold to much stock in that theory :nuts:
It just shows how far fetched that conspiracy theories can become.

Anyway, as the thread is about to Michael Jackson , I should have moved it to our non Meat musical discussion forum.
It's on it's way now :wink:

We all know the Jacko consipiracy is fake, but I think the Adolf H one could be true. It wouldn't suprise me if they did fake his death, and smuggle him out of the country to South America. A fair amount of them escaped so why couldn't he? Josef Mengele even kept practising as a doctor which was shocking. Obviously Adolf H isn't alive now, but his conspiracy is probaly the most truthful one out there.

Only if you're a f*cking idiot. :nuts:

Indeed. I would have thought the UFO, 9/11 and JFK conspiracies have MUCH more evidence, but even those I don't believe.

Eh, I believe the JFK conspiracy.....

And exactly which conspiracy would that be since there's about half a dozen different ones?

Assassination by mofia....