Oh Ye.........s! :oops: :lol:

Methinks a cold shower might be in order, Dottie :D

Had 3 yesterday!

Oooh, you guys!!!
See, you are all sex addict!! :lmao: I knew it, that is why Heat wants to live with me in 1 house :lmao:

You got me, Tim 8O

I really am this nymphomaniac of a woman that want's to keep you chained up till it's time to play.....

hahahah, heat, now i'm rolling off my chair from laughing. Is that the truth... but will you give me some water sometimes??? Cause it is much to heat sometimes... And now i understand you name Heat :lmao:

This is a little worrying.....
I NEVER eat chocolate!! 8O ......hastens to add it's because i'm allergic to it :lol:


Bren

Yeah I've heard that before, choc is a sub for sex.... :wink: Hmmm... is that why I eat it EVERY day??? 8O 8O 8O :lol: :lol: :lol:

Definition of a nymphomaniac :- a woman who can trip a bloke up and get under him before he falls 8O

I am seriously worried about running out of beer and don't like melting chocolate and Tim you must have seen the piece reasons why chocolate is beter than sex!!

You can GET chocolate.
"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.

Only if you really really beg for it...and then i'll only think about it!!! :wink:

hahhaha, Heat, hun... i love you!! :lmao: you make me laugh!!!

This has turned in a very funny topic!!! And the things that Sin has written are very true and funny!!!

Thank you all!!!!

My customers now think I am a nutter!!!!

This morning i had a lady in who was having a stressful day and said

"Oo, Chris, I really need to get a big bar of Dairy Milk. Whats the largest size you do?"

She was quite mystified when I began laughing my head off!!!!!

The only chocolate I really like are MARS BARS straight from a fridge :lol: :lol: :lol: my middle name is Marianne Faithfull, hope you not all too young to understand what I mean. :lol:

Dottie - Eeewwww!!!!! 8O

Use a Cadbury's Crunchie - they Fizz!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

But do it soon, Crunchies are no longer being made and will soon be relaced by Dairy milk with Crunchie bits!!!

Hahhahaha, Chris.... oooh, that is funny, strange situation that you're in. But i think it is very funny. Can imagine that you started to laugh!!

They cannot stop making crunchies!!!!! I'm going to protest

Shall we get a petition going???

They have already changed the caramels - so not a happy chappy as we have lost the bunny :evil:

Is OK Peeps,

Crunchies, Caramels and Wispa do not use pure cdbury's choccie. The glass and a half stuff!

They are now going to use pure choccie and be known as

Cadbury's Dairy Milk with Crunchie Bits
Cadbury's Dairy Milk Bubbles
Cadbury's Dairy Milk with Caramel

Coming soon to a newsagent near you

However, if any of you want to chain yourselves to my choccie display, you are more than welcome to!!!

I am just so devastated!!! I can not belive they are doing away with Crunchies. I blame the bloody EU

Heheh, now a petition is started about crunch chocolat??? hahaha, omg... this is funny!!! I agree with you.. it is a shame! :lmao:

My god, lmao

Tim this is no laughing matter!!!!
you need female hormones for a month and you'll release just how serious this is!!!















p.s. :lmao:

[quote="Chris"]Dottie - Eeewwww!!!!! 8O

Use a Cadbury's Crunchie - they Fizz!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Would a Sherbet Saucer do instead do you think Chris? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Um must stock up on Crunchie's :lol:

Chrunchies were my favourite chocolate. :D .....sigh!....in the days when i could eat chocolate
sadly i'm now allergic to it :( :(



Bren

My God! You people! I go away for a couple of days and discover you all raving about sex and making lewd jokes! 8O :lol: Now I'm only a newbie here and would dare to try and disrupt your discussions but think of the influence you're having! Think of the little people (and I do not mean aliens or pixies, elves or any other small creature) whose minds you are influencing! Really, it's disgraceful! :lol:

PS. I'm not lauging at any of your jokes.
PPS. Honest.

:( Poor u Bren.......I can't imagine life without chocolate