Fred's wife is out for the following reasons:

1. I asked R. for Fred's hand in marriage and he never even answered me
2. I asked Fred if he will marry me - he told me to just download him. Right, like I am going to do something like that without being properly married.
3. I wanted to have a proper wedding right here, in the pub - forgot it's name - something something Belfry?
4. Can't book the room, can't set the date without groom, eh?

So as you can see...anything concerning Fred or Village Idiot is just not going to work out...

That's a shame - I was going to offer to play the organ for you...

Can you imagine what kind of wedding we would have had here? With Fred...god, I am cracking up...I just can't keep straight face...

Do you play organ? If somehow wedding will come through...will you play? Wow...can you imagine...there are so many people here who play musical instruments/sing...this forum alone could have made the biggest band ever if people got together to do that...would have become more famous than...ummm....well, maybe not more famous than...

I play piano and I bluff the organ when nessecary.

New British word...Bluff the organ...is it something like having sex???

Completetly different Lol - just"get by" on the organ - not trained on it or anything.

You know we're going to be in deep trouble for straying off-topic, right?

Think of a good title of me...I mean...we came up on "dirty" test with the same score...you MUST know SOMETHING about me..

MMMM.. let me sleep on it...

ZZZZZ

I'm tired I must go to sleep it is quarter to 1!!!!


Night!

Good night!! Come up with something good!!!

I will try!!

that said... I still haven't came up with a personalized name...

Will need to sleep on that too

NIGHT

Good night...

"Postwhore Galore"

:D

Ahahahahahahahaha..................................

I was thinking of something like this...but then I thought...will they REALLY allow me to use the 'ho word...ya know...I also have to incorporate my inability to stay on topic...let's see...

Off-topic Postwhore Galore???

God, I am cracking up here...told everybody this is the best thread - you can call person names and they are getting a kick out of it...

Thanks!!!

I have to keep up with my reputation as a off-topic postwhore...

Today, on American Idol, America voted off the best contestant they have had ever in my opinion...go figure...