Oh, BOB SAGET!

Yeah.
I know a lot of Bobs.:-x

Do you know the fertile fry flipper? Well, he knows you!

Have you tried a web search?
Well that's okay.
I get it.
knows you.:boohoo:

I know me, and only me. You are an idiot.

How do you know? YOU? What about the other ones?Call me the Global Village Idiot.
:lurk:

There aren't other ones. They only exist in a parallel universe.

Where are they? The anonymous "they". :-(

I just told you. Do you ever listen?

I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.Yes I try to listen as often as possible, do you?


I am always on the Web. :sneaky:

I used to be a village idiot, but now its been made a town.

wheres does that leave me now???

unemployed??

do i have to move???

By now you do not do be a village idiot but now its been made a town anymore?Oh.
Where


does that leave him or her

is hard to find.
Try searching the open directory.

Oh, you are a poet.
You said you have .:repost:

You sound quite perplexed Fred. Would you like some paracetamol?

In what way do I sound like that?If I had

paracetamol

what would I do with it?:hand:

Pop the pills in your mouth and wash them down with water. That would remedy your confused perplexity hopefully.

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Perhaps it would.:nag:

Did I serve to perplex you more?

I don't think that's possibe.:nuts:

But I am very good at confusing people - even village idiots such as yourself.

Huh.
How did you get into it?;-)

How did I get into what?

Carefully.:whistle:

Hmm. Maybe I should go back to the sanitorium now.

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Oh.
Perhaps. Tell me why you should.8-)

So I can scam some paracetamol out of the attendants to give to you.