Drown me, why don't you?

I feel like jumping into the lake

:twisted: A sudden urge is upon me to submerge myself in a local body of water.

Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.

Damn...I just been run over by that huge tour bus...*dies*

Can you please let me know how to get to the library?

:twisted: Hey, where the place with the books?


Are you gonna go my way?

If you're going that way, I am moving into opposite direction...

Please don't make me laugh...

I think I may have had too much Botox, my face won't move

Can't you see my faded Levi's bursting apart?

Yes, my pockets are full of rocks and stuff...what did you think it was???

Are we there yet?