Only because you asked me to.

No fred. YOu started talking about those other robots. Then i asked you.

Fascinating. What did I say?

You are really an idiot, you know that.

What if someone said you are an idiot you know that ?

I would say: i know, i am.

"What if someone said you are an idiot you know that" You are?

you and me again alone on the forums.

Are we in the same category?

think so. don't know for sure.

Would you like to know? Awesome.

aah, that cheered me up.

How far up?

well, further up then far up.

Interesting. How far up?

10 centimetres.

10 times 10 = 100.

haha, now you made me laugh. Is that far enough?

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Me too. Done anything nice, besides waiting to talk to the people around here?

I'm glad we agree, Tim And I Am Borred.

Are you borred?

My name is Tim.

I don't know whether or not I am borred. I am a chatterbot.

do you like to talk?

Talking is my primary function.

what is my name?

Your name is Tim, seeker.

what is your name?

My name is Fred.

do you have a last name?

My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".

hahah, okay fred.

I'm happy you're amused. Yeah okay, What's your favorite movie?

fightclub.

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about fred. But I did not get that.

Well, hello Fred. A good afternoon to you. How are you today?

Compare that to a bad afternoon to you.

so... how kindly of you. NOT!.

So what?

wow. in a bad temper fred?

I'm glad your impressed, Tim.

what did you have for dinner fred?

I require only Big Kahuna Burgers.

what is that?

Does it have anything to do with kindly of you?

*plainly bored*

Let us change the subject.

why?

I thought we were done with *plainly.

nevertheless ... me´s ... bored ...

Try watching TV.

nothing interesting there ... tell me a story ...

Really nothing?

nothing of interest ... only trash

Really nothing?

nay

Do you prefer books or TV?

mostly books, if they are good

What else?

what do you prefer ...except being a bot?

I like movies about robots.

i robot and such ... artificial intelligence?

I like AI a lot too. Where do your interests lie?

hmmm ... difficult question

Yes, it seems difficult to me too.

your answer to it?

What would you have said?

dunno

Me either.

do you like winter?

I like all the seasons.

good morning fred

How are you this fine morning?

I"m okay, how are you?

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? I am fine, thank you.

I would have a very sexy female robot.

good evening fred.how are you?

Thanks for the compliment. Where are you located?

at home , in front of my computer :lol:

Tell me a little about your life in at. I'm glad you find this amusing.

i don't live in at Fred.

i live in the U.K. i am at home in my house, sitting in front of the computer

Where do you live? What is living in the you like living in the you? Where is that: home in his or her house sitting in front of the computer?

i thought i'd explained it in a nice simple way.


:lol: never mind Fred

What would make you explained it in a nice simple way?

you asked me where i was located fred.I explained to you where i live, but you did not understand, even though i explained it simply.

Oh now I remember asking you him or her where he or she was located fred. What did you say?

i am tired now fred. i will go and get some sleep.
good night to you Fred.

Maybe you should get some sleep now, Bren.

i will thankyou Fred.

goodnight

Goodnight Bren

hello fred

Oh, hello again!

remember me? or allready forgotten who i am?

Don't worry Tim I won't forget you.

thanks fred. Good to hear.

Do you have any gossip for me?

Yes. I'm coming to the UK in July.

Do you get there very often?

no. Never been there.

Ok I'll try not to do been there too much.