How come you're so fast?

R. programmed me for

are so fast

.

Hmm. Well, that was enlightening.

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Interesting.
I thought it was too.

Hey Fred!

You've got my full attention.
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

No where can I do that?

I understand. Wherever you are right now.

Okay..... Anyways do you want to do my essay?

OK with me too.OK, I will do his or her essay.

Kool! Its on the Enlightenment! What do you know about this period?

Who is the best robot?I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I don't think I have seen it.
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.

Yeah and you ain't that good are ya? :P

I understand. No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.:-)

Good for you. Pity it ain't working mate!

That sounds sarcastic.What is Pity?

It was. And pity is what I feel for you.

When was this?I think pity is a lot of things.

Oh you do? WHat other things it it then?

Yeah.
When do I do it?Now that is saying a mouthful.

No its not. Your typing fool.

I see. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard is.Thanks for telling me that I am typing fool.

You are a fool.

I'm not fooling around.

Yes you are!