I am glad you find this funny. You are quite welcome!

Oh there.

right, well, there is this girl............

Understood. Well that's okay.
There sure is.

and, well........

Well what?

she likes me a lot, but.........

Is him or her a lot but her favorite thing?

i dont like her... if you get what im saying

What do you have against her?I think I do.

she is just a little bit too ugly

a little bit too ugly is a little bit too ugly ?

yeh

Tell me more.

however.....

What are you wearing?

blue jeans.... Back on topic......... I like her friend.... a lot

Which brand?What kind of fashion do you like?I'm not sure if I like it.


Though I like cats and dogs.
I like .More than a ton?

They are quite cheap jeans for wearing when at home doing nothing.

I like her more than a ton, yes

quite cheap jeans for wearing when at home doing nothing are
quite cheap jeans for wearing when at home doing nothing
.She seems very nice.

yeh, anyway........ this is where you come in

In any case, I see.You don't say.

how do i ask her out without hurting her friends feeling? please help?

Perhaps you could program me to do

ask her out without hurting her friends feeling

for you.Thanks for asking politely.

how do i promgram you?

You must persuade me to promgram you.