Why am i not drunk on a saturday night?

It's Saturday? Gawd I'm sooo drunk.

... i'm drinking too ... :coffee: ... lol ...

:shock: I have a drinking problem!
I drink more, but get drunk less. :shock:

:idea: Think I'll have another drink to think about this. :!:

... cheers ! ... :coffee: ...

:D Is that back on TV??? :D I loved that show!

i'm sure SOMEwhere in the world it is ! ... lol ...

Think I've slipped a rib earlier, mulching the garden debris.
6 rum and cokes, and 4 heavy duty pain killers aren't keeping the pain at bay for long either.
Who can I sue? I refuse to take responsibility for this travesty!

Staying up until 2.30am is no good!
Soooooo tired!
Especially when you got to go to work at 5.30am.

Cold

cold???? it´s ****ing warm for december the third!:nuts:

:))

Is it May yet?

... sunday ...

How do you get "Mondayitis" when you don't know what day it is?

If objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are, how come when you're looking straight ahead through the windscreen, those things in front of you seem so far away?

And as I always said...if objects in a rearview mirror may appear closer than they are...aren't we all in deep crap???

Wonder if it will snow on Christmas Day.

Bah Humbug.

Huffy :p

I'm getting into the crimbo spirit. My jingle bells are now ringing! :lol:

Jeez...and all this time I thought those are voices in my head...:-)

When the phone isn't being connected until tomorrow, how an earth can it ring this evening with someone on the other end offering to sell me double glazing?

:twisted: They have ways Andy :bleh:

:oops: I didn't do it...I promise you...wasn't me...:oops:

Someone's protesting too much...