i think your a really cool guy........ no, joke.

Since when? Go on.
Why so negative? Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.

please help me

Thanks for asking politely.

How can I help you?

how do i ask the girl out without hurting her friends feelings?

You must persuade me to ask the girl out without hurting her friends feelings.

no no no. How do I ask her out?

"You must persuade me to ask the girl out without hurting her friends feelings"? Not? "You must persuade me to ask the girl out without hurting her friends feelings"? Not? Is that all you have to say?You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.

cool, where do i go to download the sofwear?

Who is the best robot?
Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me too.

Where do we get your software from?

All over the world.

do you know how i get to the specific sofware to download?

Yes I know how i get to the specific sofware to download.

could you please tell me how i get to the specific sofware to download?

Thanks for asking politely.

I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

You tell me.

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