Actually if it had been the breed it would have been Friesan or Highland. Cow is a generic, common usage term for the species.

You said it was the breed, not me Mister!!!

So on your theory, girl cows are cows, and boy cows are bulls...this is too much for me

But I did correct my mistake in public ...

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If any of you read the HM gossip email, the cliff story is the one I got into bother with the lasss over.

Quick, somebody frame that post!

How hot does it have to get to fry brains?

No wait! One would need brains to do that, wouldn't one?

Quick, edit that post :lmao:

I can still smell that smell...

Still off :D

The current pain in the neck is only marginally better than the current pain in the back.

But both are a pain in the arse and shouldn't be there

:(god I could cry...

How very true ... wonder if the Osteopath can cure both?

I know how to cure one :roll:

Actuall no.

Girl cows are heifers.
Boy cows are bulls.


Its like how all female birds regardless of species are called hens whereas all male birds regardless of species are called cocks.

Speaks volumes

According to the letter, next years training away day takes place at the IBM Manchester Office.

The only slight hitch being IBM don't have a Manchester office!

And apparently they do have a manchester office - the man at the york office was merely trying (and succeeding) at confusing me!

Argh...

I want one of these new driving licences.

You know, the ones that let you drive without lights, mirrors or signalling. And they confer on the owner the right to ignore red lights, not give way to the right ona roundabout and generally drive like a stupid, pig ignorant dweeb!

I don't want THAT one...I want all those PIGS to have SUSPENDED licences...argh..

What do you do when you go to the ML unrelated show and are surrounded my ML tributes???

When are we going to have a rain-free day so I can hang out my washing:???:

Cant be bothered to revise