i look alot cooler than i did at rah, i dont suit short short hair

My thirteen year old surprised me yesterday. She wanted to listen to some of my music. She chose Meat Loaf. She has decided she is now a Meat Loaf fan and has joined this site. :yikes:

Translation please...are you growing you hair???

uh oh...now you HAVE TO behave...

With this post you hit 666 posts...devil spawn...

I ALWAYS behave :yep:

She didn't like until she watched Pelts. :roll:

Tell her to find her own forum...

Two days of total fire bans all over our state, and smoke covering most of it from the bushfires. The moment the ban's lifted, the next door neighbour lights up an incinerator!

The wheel's turning, but the hamster's well and truly dead!

You think?

I only have one day off for christmas, it really is'nt fair

3 years? :shock:

Is that Nohas ark floating past:?

We're making 10% of you redundant in January ... Happy Christmas :evil:

LovelyEx has been dumped and needs a shoulder to cry on.

*puts on best pulling shirt*

Chris I truely don't know anyone with as many women on the go....!

My mate used to always dump his current girl just before xmas so he wouldn't have to buy them a prezzie.
Although the tables turned last year when his girlfriend got off with another girl on a christmas party. :twisted:

Surely a gentleman would never entertain dong that to a lady

You are right he is not a gentleman, unfortunatly he thinks himself as being a bit of a lady's man so i have to admit to giggling a bit when that happened to him.

....tired....

I don't have many women on the go!

I am dating MrsChris and providing a sympathetic ear for LovelyEx - not a prayer of anthing happening tho. I learnt my lesson, once bitten, twice shy and all that malarky!

Can somebody PLEASE help me off this roller coaster????

Aging Bat - that is disgusting!

I'm appalled you would spread sucha thing!
*copies and pastes to address book*

Who are you calling aging bat???

*Frantically searches for the right post of Ageing Bat*

:twisted: You're forgetting Andy that most women love a "bad boy".

Logically this means that the worse the behaviour ( :down: ), the more attractive you are to the female of the species ( :up: )

To put it in it's scientific formula.......

:down: X % = :up: = :up: (squared) = :drool: :faint: :heart:

Try it.

Committ genocide and you're a real babe magnet :mrgreen:

But the trick is being a bad boy and a gentleman ;-)