one jug of ice cold water for airhead coming right up.

*places jug and glass infront of Airhead*

** FA gets up on table & sings & dances **

Doesn't care one hoot

nuther bud please n some ice cream if ya got any please, mint choc chip

A bud for Testify and a large bowl on mint choc chip ice cream

thanks

*walks in very warely and collapses in the middle of the floor*

*Weezes...coughs...and splutters*


Apple juice......please....somebody!!!

*stops acting a baby and gets up and goes to get her own* lol

Yayyyyyyyyyy 500 *drinks all round* :lmao:

*steps over heli, throws a blanket over her and wanders around looking for my shoes, they must be here somewhere*

*helps Caz look for her shoes*

*Quickly goes and gets drinks for everyone*

The cash is behind the bar people ..... help yourself to whatever you want to drink :lmao:

thank you Caz. I've just done my 1300 post so double celebration

Thanks bd .... just hope we find them before i got to go to work tomorrow else i'm going in barefooted :lmao:

Woooooo hooooooo now we're cooking :lmao:

I think I may have found them Caz. Are these the ones?

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=...s/slippers.jpg

Lets have a drink to celebrate

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=.../champagne.jpg

Oh very nifty shoes!

*Picks up Heli, takes her back to tunnel, puts her in her bed and leaves very quietly*

*gets off bus*

I am walking!!!!!! Halleluja! No more plaster cast woohooo!!!!!

*clicks heels, heres a worrying click, checks leg is ok again, finds it is and walks into bat*

Everyone... Notice anything different?

Caz'll look great in those at work tomorrow won't she

You've got rid of the cast Airhead. You'd better go careful on the drink and keep of your skates or you'll be having another accident

Hi all, I'm off to bed, long day of revision tomorrow,
*walks upstairs into room and puts on mini disc player, puts FCOL on very softly, before falling asleep*
Best song to fall asleep that is but if I leave it playing I always seem to wake up during 'Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are'

yeah I notice something different, your cast is gone, your better off on a skateboard, at least you can jump off.

I wasn't olivered at all when I broke it! I was being normal...

The skates where ruined in the accident anyway :(

I nearly got run over outside the hospital by an ice cream truck so today i'm having a little bad luck...

*tiptoes to bed*

Danny aint here tonight so i'm going straight to sleep...


*puts do not disturb sign on door*

*puts on where angels sing (it sends me to sleep belive it or not) and Goes to sleep*

*wakes with a start and looks out of window to find Danny on a ladder outside*

What the heck are you doing here?!? I know the door was bleeding locked!!!!!!!! Come on in but i've got to go straight to sleep.

*danny falls in and gets in the twin bed next to airheads bed and falls asleep holding hands*

Night all

*slips up to my room*

*falls quickly asleep*

Holds up sign saying:

*Holds up a sign*

*Writes on another sign*

Morning all, another day of sitting looking at a book thinking did I ever learn this. Oh well I think I might do a swap and do some classics or history they're easier I seem to remember them. Any way
*Gets up and ready, walks over to the Bat with a bag of books and guitar*
It helps you can write songs about what your learning my teacher is always telling me to do this.

Its ok Heli I have a fridge full of drinks and food here, and I've already eaten but I think you should have a rest.

I'm fine honest! It's just I have no energy to speak!! I'll just use these cards to write on!

** FA WALKS IN **



:bicker: :bicker: :nuts: :bicker: :bicker: :wtf: :bicker: :bicker:

** FA GETS INTO STRAIGHT JACKET & STARTS THROWING HERSLF AGAINST PADDED WALL AGAIN **

Nice to be back at work NOT

*writes on card*

IGNORANCE - ARROGANCE - STROPPY - BIG MOUTHED PATIENTS

START HAVING A GO AT ME - THEY'RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG PERSON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

** FA takes deep breaths and tries to CALM DOWN **

** FA running through Heli's tunnel from Bat to B&B ** 8O

Hey!! You could atleast tidy up after you!!! You've knocked everything over!! :roll: lol

FA the best thing to do is smile at them and carry on speaking sweetly to them, they want a reaction they should be so taken a back, they shut up, it works wheremy friend works.

Just give them some of that special chocolate which i keep in the fridge!! I'm sure they'll shut up after that!!:lmao:

Keb, I do - but have to let it out back in the office - or on here lol

Least having a rant on here does not upset my collegues :evil:

Heli

How can I tidy up ???

I'm wearing a straight jacket :wink: :lol:

I'll be needing one of them soon! I can't talk!!!

I CAN'T FRIGGIN TALK!!!http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoti.../crazy/196.gif

You can pick stuff up with your mouth, :lmao: all though I wouldn't recommend that.

but then again you could always use your toes!! :lol:

Awww hunni!!http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoti...t/sterb005.gif

Keb - ain't picking nowt up with my mouth - especially in here 8O

Heli - can't use toes - wearing buckle shoes & can't get them off - wouldn't want to either - Heli what on earth do you do down here ??????????

lolol!! Well what did you see and i'll explain! :twisted:

I wouldn't put anything in my mouth unless I knew where it had been, if you weren't wearing a straight jacket I would teach you some football skills to pick stuff of the floor.

You can rant on here, we don't mind as long as you look after the (annoying) patients,

What you meant to say Keb was:

How do you know what I meant to say, no FA you have to look after the patients and make sure they get the right mid-wives and everything like that, but we are here to listen.

lol!!

I hate it how some people in the world are soo ignorant! Have some people lost the word polite in their dictionary!! It's a shame that some people who try and help get alot of back chat and rudeness!! :evil:

Heli what it is, is they think the world owes them which it doesn't but hey, I just ignore them, its thier problem

Heli wrote:

Some of these wouldn't know what a dictionary was - their arms ARE DRAGGING ON THE FLOOR 8O 8O

Thanks guys - you both make me laugh and cheer me up :lmao:

Well Heli

What can I say I saw:

Rabbits - wondered where they had gone

3 beds

PA system

RED bulbs 8O

Piles of - never mind - won't ask

:twisted: Drag them in here Sharon.
I'll soon have them in a happier state of mind :mrgreen:

NO ta Flying Mouse - There are enough Riff Raff comes here already :wink:

Tell you what though - line the Red Stripe up for me tonite and get me in a happier state :twisted:


:up:

You don't even want to know whats in my room... 8O

Riff Raff? What the heck is he doing here? I thought Magenta and him went up in their space ship!

No you can bring them in here and the riff raff will sort them out!! Stoopid ogre's!!!! :twisted:

What's in your room then Airhead?

Could I have a pineapple breezer please

** FA comes in and heads straight for the bar where FM has lined up Red Stripes for me **

Gulps first one

Have you had something to eat FA, and make sure not to mix your drinks.
*starts playing guitar*
You like my new song?

*Joins FA at the bar and asks for the pineapple breezers to be lined up*

Great music Keb

** FA talks to BD at bar **

Did you know Dave still in my room ?

He's so comfortable there not moved

Pinappel breezer for you BD!

Thanks BD it took me all of Sunday to make up, still working on lyrics though

Lucky you FA :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

BD no not lucky - want him out now - like my privacy

Another round please

Well send him to my room FA

*lines up more red stripes for FA*

FA you want to be careful too many of them and you never know what will happen.

** FA tells BD she don't share - even if had enough **

But will send him home till i need him :twisted:

keb - any more of these & I don't care 8O

It was worth a try FA

Let's have a few more drinks

A pic of meat as eddie with kiss marks on :oops:

Bottles of this weird coffee stuff littering the floor (the only posh thing I like. It's not alchoholic)

Posters of the beatles and john lennon

messy bed

loads of broken stuff

cups and saucers everywhere

paper everywhere

An artistes room!

*sings the song she has written along to guitar*

special thanks to Meat loaf (listened to where angels sing on repeat throughout listening to it

*starts singing it again*

Just as well the guests aren't allowed in here Airhead. They'd have a fit

The first time I listened to Did I Say That I wrote a whole lyric, it was really good actually but I was on a coach and I didn't have a pen so I forgot half of it.

Poor danny! It took ages last night to clear the twin bed for him to sleep on.

can i have a bud please?

I guess the second bed is for all the rubbish. Oh well for once my room is clean, it took me 2 hours to clean it.

Hello my name is eddie and i'm a messy cow

*gets up on stage and sings dead ringer with danny (my little rhps eddie lookalike*

*quickly phones cleaners to arrange a quick visit to tidy my room*

One bud coming up Testify

Whats all this? I am a spick and span cleaner in other houses! Just my room it's terrible!

Come here!


*tidies BD's room*

Thank Airhead. I forgot to take the Don't Disturb sign off the door. That's why you hadn't been in to clean. All my fault

Thats ok! Just don't forget anymore!

one big drink for me and danny to share with two straws please!

*Heli makes herself a midnight strawberry milkshake and a few guys come up to her with their straws and we all share*

Mmmmmm Yummy!! :D

*Danny and eddie give eachother soppy looks over milkshake*

Steal my idea why don't you!!

God! Why did my sister have to be the evil twin!! :twisted:
Heehee!!

*looks up from milkshake and looks at Heli*

what about your sis! is she evil? :twisted:

*goes back to milkshake, finishes, grabs Danny's leather jacket, kisses, and falls off bar stool but that doesn't phase them*

Oooooookkkkayyy!! Too much whisky in that milkshake i think!!

Come on now, or mother won't be very happy!!
(we both freakishly like the same things(nearly)!! We both look alike?!!! You need to look at you virtual birth certificate more! lol
:wink:

No whiskey in the milkshake! we're like this anyway! me and danny here are hopeless romantics...

Hmmm. tis quite freaky.... it's almost scary!!!! 8O

*has a break from kissing Danny, looks quickly at virtual birth certificate and says... no, where not sis's but instead we are very similar!*


*carries on kissing dan on the floor*

:roll: :roll:

*Goes back over to the boys and they pick her up and sit her on the bar*

http://users.arc.net/raindog/elvgren/e-ge9607.jpg

*Giggles*

*carries on kissing danny, stops for air, he goes to toilet quick, stands at bar, and starts getting chatted up by bloke, eddie tells him to go away, but he won't. Danny comes out and decks him one*

Thanx for that Danny! he was getting on my nerves a bit!! :lol:

Yeah thanks dan *kisses his cheek*

*bloke gets back up and swings at dan. Huge fight breaks out*

Oh my good god!!!!!!

*One of the large lads holds me back and safe away from any danger and holds me in his arms!!*