Being head-butted accidentally in the testicles by a two year old who's running towards you really hurts.

Pud :twisted:

very tired, had wonderful weekend, but cannot sleep....... anyone for a midnight swim?

It will be a long day at work today. Not lookin forward to that. :?

Not looking forward to grubbing around in the loft later for decorations...
:roll:

But looking forward to putting them up:D

Mine won't go up until after step-son's birthday on Saturday.... and I'm away all weekend so I dread to think what the house is going to look like when I get back.......

At home they'll be nothing up til me and my dad get home, it's only us two that really get into the whole cheesy side of christmas lol

Friday we are going to eat with work, well my team actually. Curious how that will be.

I saw a weirdest dream for many years.. :shock: It was really weird but also very funny.. :D

See you all tonight!
Work looms better go!!!! DOH!:bicker:

"Blasted" is a really fecked up play...cool though :twisted:

My bus company have deemed it unsafe for me to drive while pregnant so under current laws they have had to suspend me on full pay due to no alternative job. So i have plenty of time between now and May when baby is due (to get my post count up? ;) ) I desperately need a hobby :(

Lol...get postwhoring!

What about lion-taming as a hobby? Be useful when your little one is a toddler I'm sure! ;)

:lmao: would this outfit work :cheer:
Maybe it's just my condition but this really reminds me of a pregnant woman suffering from morning sickness on xmas day :cry:

I need help

have an audition tomorro night for a band

Good luck hun

Good luck and fingers crossed, you'll blow their minds, I know it xxx

cheers guys - but wish I had your confidence


I hate things like this


but will give my all


Cathie - check ya text messages ;)

auch..my back hurts..:shock:

Have done hunnie...sorry, phone was charging that's why I couldn't find it. Post has been recovered from where my flatmates hid it...along with the rest of my post from when I was away...:roll:

I have complete confidence in you, just go for it x

good luck FA :D ..

Good luck Fallen Angel. My thoughts are with you :pray:

Why did we have to get Sweden in the group games? :doh: we haven't beaten them in 37 years. :bicker:

Pud :twisted:

Ooo did you find my letter then?! :-D

Received a Xmas card yesterday with a photograph of funeral flowers contained in it.......

It seems that my foster mother (1963 - 1968) deemed to let me let now in the best possible taste that my Uncle Steve (foster father) had died.....!!

Uncle Steve was a lovely man (shame I couldn't say that about my foster mother:twisted: and we spent many hours up his allotment when I was a lot, lot younger growing and planting, he taught me everything I know about gardening, and now I have a 100ft garden to tend, his knowledge which he passed down to me is very useful, and at least I have those memories to remember him by.....:(

Talk about spirit of Christmas:roll:

I'm so sorry to hear this dottie. What a way to find out. At least you have good memories to live with even though it might not seem much of a consolation right now.I really hope this doesn't ruin your christmas too much i'm sure you have a great family to spend it with.My thoughts are with you babe! :heart:

Agree totally with DJFierce Dottie....

My Thoughts are with you....;)

My thoughts are with you too dottie xxxx

I absolutley love this forum and community, what a nice place to be with so many wonderful and warm kind hearted people. I don't have many friends myself and this is a place where I feel so good to be.
Thanks to everyone that makes it this way ;) :mrgreen: :p

Hey just waiting to go out on my works xmas doo now, think its gonna be a late night!:roll: :hic: :cheers: :sick: :barf:

Thinking of you, dottie x

Ooooh still not feeling too good from my works do last night :| :barf: :sad:

Feel better, Leah x

oh dear!! bless ya Leah,

and i bet u said this morning..........NEVER AGAIN!! :lol:

Thats what you get with exessive drinking lol :lol:

I was like that the other Friday :sick:

Definitely know how you feel

Hi Cathie, good to see you!!

Hey there Ross...good to see you too, been too long

Definitely Cathie, :D

Need to catch up :D

Hell yeah :D

You wouldn't want to know I am so mightly pissed.....

P*ssed as in drunk....or...

P*ssed as in p*ssed off

Pissed off - but wishing I was drunk pissed.....

Ya took the words right out of my mouth SLM!!!! was just gonna post that question to Dottie too! :D

Ooooh sorry to hear that Dottie
X

LOL....:lol:

Whats wrong Dottie??? If you want to share, if not tell me to shut up! ;)

Oh dear.............lets hit the PUB :hic: :hic: :cheers: :cheers:

I'm with you Gerry :cheers: :cheers:

:(

Whats up Cathie ** FA HUGS CATHIE**

hug for Cathie

*shoves Bren and FA out of the way*

*proffers Cathie a Massive ChrisHug!!!*

Shoves Bren, Chris and FA out of the way.......:lol:

and gives Cathie big, big, lots of hugs..........

Lol, you guys are the best :D

Thanks for all the hugs...plus feel very popular now people are fighting over me lol.

Feeling a lot better now thanks to huggage and pms and a very nice phone call from someone trying to cheer me up.

Love all you guys :D

Glad to help Cathie & nice to hear you are feeling better

**FA sulks as her ribs hurt now from all of the shoving :( **

Well I would offer to hug the ribs better but not until you put that bottom lip away missy!!!

Having a really cr*ppy day, why did I ever get married? Could really use some cuddles, any offers?

(gentle) hugs for FA cos of the ribs...

hugs to hypnobabe, hope things get better...

Chris bottom lip in the gutter now - cocked up my drum exam :tard: :tard: :( :( - can I still have a hug :?

Tom says I will be fine & he has faith in me - but I did not do my best



**FA KICKS HERSELF**


**FA drags herself to the BAT :hic: :hic: :hic: :hic:

*proffers massive ChrisHug*

My current thought:

Bren is most fantasticly wonderfully marvellous person ever in the history of everything ever!!!

In Pain....:( :(

Operation on my foot today and in agony now.....Can i have a strong drink with medication....

No, you cannot SLM...but I suggest you give yourself an overload of CHSIB (the song on-repeat)...which will probably on high volume 'knock you out all the same' lol...truly hope you will feel better soon, let me know okay?

Love,
Mariella

Oh dear everyone seems in pain! :sad:
Sorry to hear that Ross, hope it doesn't take too long to recover. :cry:

Awww...God damn it lol...But i think i will have CHSIB on repeat Mariella thanks, and Hi too....great to see you around here :D:D

Thanks DJ, me neither but it is looking like i cannot drive for a few days :(

NO Ross - thats an order - I may let you have a drink tomorro night - when you feel better MUM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glad to hear it, Ros...and in my book CHSIB....you are always on the right track...You get That smile an you say Nothing at all...

Well I Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself....Mariella :lol:

i have not listened to meat for 2 months now :oops:

For Crying out Loud FA why not - Everything is permitted you know - after all you are a Modern Girl and your certainly not Standing on the Outside...:lol:

:oops: :oops: :oops: Been too busy listening to other things for exams - auditions - drum homework.

But promise to take CHSIB to work with me today & listen to it on the bus :up: :up: :up:




Chris - Thanks for the hug - much needed. :heart:

Cathie, thanks for the hug, all seems fairly rosy in the garden right now.... but it's still early in the day!!!!

Hi all,
Ross: i hope you're in less pain today (like any pain is good!:roll:)
Bren: glad to hear you're a bit better. :-)
Loadsa hugs to all that are under the weather.:-P

thanks djfierce:D

bloody hell ......................................



I'm in 2 bands & work full time ..........................

















When do I sleep :zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

Mwahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaa I'm back. or at least i will be once i've had some sleep!

Forget sleeping! Go for it while the opportunity is there!
I'm sure you've deserved both places :D
Well done FA!!

Cheeers & thanks Dots

I will do my best in both - I am so pleased - it took me 41 yrs - but I am happy with myself


Drumming is so special to me - i'm not perfect - but i give 150%

indeed FA....enjoy , and have fun:D

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com...ncer/west3.jpg

The greatest Chief Of Staff America never had.

John Spencer - RIP :(

I think this calls for a West Wing marathon as tribute!!

I was shocked when I heard that John was gone.. :( I love West Wing...

R.I.P John Spencer

I remember John from LA Law playing Tommy......... Bless..... so young............

Who :?

My neck hurts!!!

I nearly killed myself today - i normally use my MLUKFC pin to pin the end of my tie to my shirt so it doesn't flap around in the way all day. Today i forgot to put the pin on and shut the end of my tie in the till befor turning to walk away. The till is bolted down so didn;t move whereas the knot slid upa dn tried to throttle me!! :shock::shock::shock:

You don't happen to have any :pics:? Mmmmh?

I can do better than pics - I have the CCTV footage. Including the full twenty seconds of me knelt in front of the till trying to claw the knot away from ym throat while my ever-caring colleague Wendy was ROFL!!

ROFLMAO :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

sorry Chris.

Great!
Record the video to your harddisc, edit and crunch it down to a reasonable size.
Upload and post link here immediately! That's an order! :))

Well R i have an answer to that.

It is two words and the second one is Off. The first may rhyme with Duck!!

Não comprendo. :confused:
No place to upload? I can help with that. :))

I have space to upload it but won't.

1. I don;t want to make myself look more like a muppet than i already do.

2. The Data Protection Act forbids me from making the surveillance videos public!!

Oh ... ok :bleh:

Chris, under the Data Protection Act 1998 as you are the data controller, and indeed the data subject, there would be no breech of confidentiality by uploading CCTV footage of you. :mrgreen:

I seem to have my hubby's "Man Flu"

Feel terrible & me nose blocked - ache all over - headache - baga nails in me throat - but no one will give me a hug :( :( :( :(

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*hug for Sharon* ;)

* hug for FA*

hope you feel better soon.....

I'm bored! :(

postwhore then.

I'm not a postwhore.

And have "Forum Employee of the month" polls to back me up!

Tell me where am I walking. Should keep you busy. :p

theres a first time for everything!

where?

:twisted: So, where DO we go from here? :roll: