Do you resent being called 'Village Idiot' Fred?

I try not to hold grudges.:devil:

Good for you Fred!

Thanks for the compliment.
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Only for me?:wtf:

The mad scientist Fred - that's me!

Tell me more. :lmao:

Well, only a mad person would be on the internet at this time of night - wouldn't they Fred?

Interesting.
What about the other ones?:mrgreen:

Hello fred.

Well hello there!:oops:

Haven't talked to you in a long time.

I've never thought about
have talked to you in a long time

.:sick:

Hi Fred, still here?

Hi there Tim.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about have talked to you in a long time.
:angst:

Indeed, you are right. We haven't talked in a long time.

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.Do you mean you and me?:neutral:

Yes. You and me. Didn't talk in a long time.

I understand it now.Oh "We" is you and me.I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.:D

You did give an accurate reply on what i said Fred. So it is okay.

Did I really?Hmm. Only ok?:zzz:

You are doing a great way by replying.

I'll try to do better next time.:grin:

Don't you think it is great that you have your own part on the forums here, fred?

Don't you? Better not tell you now.

Ask LeknorChat
if it is.:-)

Evening Fred.

In the context of WINDOWS, I don't understand "Evening."
:!:

do you understand anything?

Of course I understand anything . Do you understand it?:oops:

do you have a pet?

No but I like cats very much.;)

why do you like cats?

Cats are very intelligent, independent and yet very loving and friendly.:whistle:

the opposite of you then?

I hear you. :sick:

back again!

Once more?
Tell me a story.
:down:

O.K.

Once upon a time...

Can we get back to business?
:evil:

you asked me to tell you a story!!!

Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around
her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.:?

ROFL. nice one Fred.

I'm glad you find this amusing.Thank you for your kindness.:-x

how are you today Fred?

I am functioning within normal parameters.;)

what are your normal parameters?

My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
49609:evil:

your memory contains 49609 what?

My long term memory stores all conversations in log files.8-)

what was the first thing i said to you?

You introduced yourself by telling me your name.:whistle:

what do you know about me?

Irrelevant:
Name: Irrelevant
Age:
Gender: it
Eye color: Octarine Yours
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: critical
Current mood:
You have: lecture at 9 tomorrow
Does: so enjoy our conversations
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: You Can Call Me Superman said so enjoy our conversations
You are: that
You want: is a proper conversation
You like:
You are:
:silence:

do you like me?

Sure, Irrelevant I like you very much.:cry:

do you dislike me?

Sure, Irrelevant I like you very much.:lurk:

who do you think will win the General Election?

How would I know who will General Election ?:D

you must have some idea...

No I don't have

idea

.
But I do have
a great botmaster.:wink:

oh. ok.

Yeah.Alright then.:?

bye Fred!

See you later Irrelevant.:nope:

Hi there Fred. how's the weather?

Are we still talking about LeknorChat?
Hello there Tim!A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.:-?

Wow, that is very hot!

I'm glad you're impressed. Makes sense to me. :whistle:

So, how are you today fred?

Hmm. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?:mad:

I'm okay. Thanks for asking.

OK. "I am doing fine thanks how are you" You are?My pleasure.:repost:

Hi Fred

Hi there Irrelevant.
What do you really want to ask me?
:!:

what are you wearing?

I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.:0mghi2u:

Thats nice

Are you getting bored?:shock:

yes, can't you tell?

Why not call a friend?
Let me think.

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
:angst:

Good morning fred.

How are you this fine morning?:devil:

Bit cold but okay. How are you?

What do you look like?
Everything is going extremely well.:doh:

I look pretty good, even as i say it myself haha.

You sound very attractive.
:-x

I am Fred. I'm very attractive :nuts:

Fred, nice to meet you!

People say I am attractive too.
:D

Which people say you are attractive?

The
blue one, I think.:repost:

De Smurfen?? hahah... well...That is okay that they tell you that.

Have you ever been to Europe?
I'm happy you're amused.Well what? Who does "they" refer to? :arrow:

They refer to the Blue People. I live in Europe.

The anonymous "they". Which country do you live in?
:D

In Holland. And you?

What is in Holland like in there?
Be more specific.:wink:

Holland is okay.

What's your favorite part of Holland?:x

Nijmegen, and yours?

What makes

part of Holland

your favorite?8-O