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Can you hear that? Thats the sound given off from a deflating tyre.................that was only bought 5 days ago!!!! Flippin building sites. |
And on top of that, I am eating pastrami sandwiches (on brown bread) cos theres nowt else in the fridge.
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And the inlaws are stopping this weekend.
Life can be cruel. :bicker: |
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My daughter got one for her birthday on Thursday and as the chairboys clan have just left me home alone for a week I have been assigned the simple task of keeping the thing alive. So, yesterday I felt proud that I had kept it fed and watered and away from our predatory moggy. But, this morning when I checked on her, the side flap to the cage was wide open.:shock: I know its a feeble connection but my distraught daughter had named her "toffee". Before you assume toffee met a 'sticky' end I can reassure you she is, to my relief, very luckily alive and well. Security has been stepped up. |
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But....there is always tomorrow...and the next day........mwah. |
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This could be the start......
In my silly teenage years I had 2 scorpions which I kept in a fishtank....filled with sawdust and soil. Each day they would happily burrow away, nip at each other and gently chew away on live grasshoppers. Until the morning of my 'lads' holiday to crete. The 2 (70w) heat lamps had fizzled out and in the rush to get to the airport to start on my hooch marathon I stupidly replaced them with 2 (250w) lamps. On my return I was not the only one with a crispy sunburnt back. 419 posts and was just waiting for the right moment. Thank-you Mr C. |
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Googling RSCPA number as i type. :0) |
...a couple of years ago I accidently closed the cat in our bedroom whilst we went away for a bank holiday weekend. What a mess!
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Larf. |
well what's on my mind is a slight pang of sadness as I have just seen the new dates for rocktellz and cocktails.
I wont be able to go :( its not all bad I have just got back from the last residency but still I just want to go back. I wonder how much I could sell my soul for????? |
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Oh dear....shall I post you up a shovel? ;0) |
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Only two more sleeps, and I'm off to Music City! I can't wait! :D
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Anybody else getting MaturedatingUk adverts on there Youtube?????
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Thanks for the offer but it just wont get me there, and its have one almost very careful lady owner ;) |
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I am just a total addict and the more times I see Meat perform the bigger my addiction gets. I also had the pleasure of meeting the man himself a couple of weeks ago and he was the nicest man I could have ever wished to meet :D |
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mrs chairboys will take no convincing! Caryl, you have sown the seeds... |
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most entertaining and random thread on the board, is this one
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I miss the times when travel lodge used to give you a free 2 pack of biscuits with the tea and coffee
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