I like to throw toffee popcorn as it sticks in peoples hair.

Hiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss.
Can you hear that? Thats the sound given off from a deflating tyre.................that was only bought 5 days ago!!!!
Flippin building sites.

And on top of that, I am eating pastrami sandwiches (on brown bread) cos theres nowt else in the fridge.

And the inlaws are stopping this weekend.
Life can be cruel.
:bicker:

...which rather tenuously leads me into my hamster story.
My daughter got one for her birthday on Thursday and as the chairboys clan have just left me home alone for a week I have been assigned the simple task of keeping the thing alive.
So, yesterday I felt proud that I had kept it fed and watered and away from our predatory moggy.
But, this morning when I checked on her, the side flap to the cage was wide open.:shock:
I know its a feeble connection but my distraught daughter had named her "toffee".
Before you assume toffee met a 'sticky' end I can reassure you she is, to my relief, very luckily alive and well.
Security has been stepped up.

Marvellous news Mr Chairboys. I was starting to worry slightly the more I read the comment.
But....there is always tomorrow...and the next day........mwah.

I am under immense pressure. I've even turned the cage round so the side flaps are wedge against a wall.

This could be the start......
In my silly teenage years I had 2 scorpions which I kept in a fishtank....filled with sawdust and soil. Each day they would happily burrow away, nip at each other and gently chew away on live grasshoppers. Until the morning of my 'lads' holiday to crete. The 2 (70w) heat lamps had fizzled out and in the rush to get to the airport to start on my hooch marathon I stupidly replaced them with 2 (250w) lamps.
On my return I was not the only one with a crispy sunburnt back.
419 posts and was just waiting for the right moment.
Thank-you Mr C.

Could that not be deemed a fire escape risk for 'toffee'
Googling RSCPA number as i type. :0)

...a couple of years ago I accidently closed the cat in our bedroom whilst we went away for a bank holiday weekend. What a mess!

:barf::panic:
Larf.

well what's on my mind is a slight pang of sadness as I have just seen the new dates for rocktellz and cocktails.
I wont be able to go :(
its not all bad I have just got back from the last residency but still I just want to go back.

I wonder how much I could sell my soul for?????

Looking after Toffee this week and its bank holiday coming up.
Oh dear....shall I post you up a shovel?
;0)

I am willing to offer £27.14?

Only two more sleeps, and I'm off to Music City! I can't wait! :D

Anybody else getting MaturedatingUk adverts on there Youtube?????

I've taken toffee's measurements and a shovel may be overdoing it a little.

Thanks for the offer but it just wont get me there, and its have one almost very careful lady owner ;)

He's back there again Sept-Nov and again for 10 weeks starting in March next year

thanks Caryl I am hoping to go to the next residency fingers crossed for October.
I am just a total addict and the more times I see Meat perform the bigger my addiction gets.
I also had the pleasure of meeting the man himself a couple of weeks ago and he was the nicest man I could have ever wished to meet :D

...if my immoral PPI claim comes off and I can advise all the grandparents of their duties(!) then just possibly....

mrs chairboys will take no convincing!

Caryl, you have sown the seeds...

Only older people get that

most entertaining and random thread on the board, is this one

:)

If the popcorn was say.... not popcorn.... it would have carried

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I miss the times when travel lodge used to give you a free 2 pack of biscuits with the tea and coffee