Blimey, a speaking pantomime donkey ...

Grrrrr kids!!!

Neil might be god...

BUT...

Are you suggesting I am a virgin??? :shock: :wtf:

:lmao: I didn't even think of that!

I RESENT being called a virgin...:twisted:

:twisted: No Andy, the nicknake "Donkey" is to due to something else entirley :mrgreen:



















I used to feed the donkeys at Blackpool pleasure beach.

What you think I was gonna say? :roll:

Can somebody translate above British malarkey???

Well I thought it was down to your stutter wheneever you try to say the phrase "He Ought to ..."

eyeore eyeore eyeore ...


Anyone seen my coat?

Andy.....Andy, Andy... :roll:

(only saying that because i didn't get it at first!! )

:twisted: Bad Andy, BAD :nope:

You're coat is on the coat rack, next to that rather fetching green jacket :mrgreen:

Talking about coats, better get mine.

Got a meeting with some bloke who wants me to sing in his pub (must be trying to clear the place after last orders :nuts: :lmao: )

Later folks.

Do keep up at the back ... :twisted:

lol

Me? Behind? Never :))

I just nearly poisoned myself on a BAD salad dressing I poured into my salad for lunch...

NOW...which one of you did THAT???

Speak now or forever hold your peace...

Did you really?! Oh that really is my worst nightmare

Yep...lost lunch...

Worst thing was when I started spewing with one of my co-workers eating lunch too...I just went green and started spewing...argh...

Had to have Christmas Candy for lunch...

From salad to chocolate candy...how far have I fallen...;)

And oh yes...I would REALLY LOVE your worst nightmares...hahahahahaha...

:twisted: What a delightful little tale :wtf:

At least now I know who done it...;)

My habnds are so cold I can barely type ... need to warm them up

A decision at last.

If I fold myself into myself...is there a chance that I might become invisible?

It's not fair!!!!!! AOL have gotten rid of my batty superbuddy!!!!!

Just got TWO e-mails from two different people to ONE of my inquiries...both asking me to please please...contact ME directly if you need any further help...

Except BOTH don't give any direct contact information...

*Scratches her head*...only in England...

Can't post my thought's of the moment; I'd get a lifetime ban :|