*jumps in middle, pulls danny off and swings at bloke so hard it sends him flying. Sees that whole pub is against him he runs outside*

ahem... well, i wasn't going to let him hit anyone again could I? especially Dan!

Oooh heli, it's looks like you've pulled!

*Grabs me around the waste, strokes my hair, kisses me on the forehead and whispers "Untill tomorrow" and leaves the pub*

I think it's time for that cold shower now!!!

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She's scored! Lets have a drink to celebrate!

*danny slaps heli on back and laughs and passes her a drink*

Do i hear wedding bells for you two then? :lol:

Hey i only met him this evening!!

Thanx danny! :wink:

I better start being a more responsable bar made! Maybe he likes barmaids!! :lol:

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Me!!

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You!! :lol:

yep thats me! just with blonde hair!

Trust me to be topless! I'm a right little flasher sometimes *danny blushes a little*

This'll be me in the morning (apart with different coloured hair! obvioulsy)

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My hairs weird. It turns an ashy blonde in spring, bright white blonde in the summer, red in autumn, and browny blonde in winter. All natural.

I'll tell you what i look like in the morning!


*messes up hair, adds eyliner to underside of eyes to make them dark, and changes posture to hnchback of notre dam sort*

** FA wkaes up - but can't remember going to bed 8O **

Dave has finally gone and left a single red rose on the other bed :wink:

** Jumps out of bed - Late for work **

*wake up and goes to door to take off Do Not Disturb sign.*

Love the photos girls. It's nice to see what you look like. :lol:

:twisted: WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO MY BAR :evil:

I better get this place cleaned up and hire a few more bouncers :?

I might have to shut down after this 8O

Don't worry, I'm cleaning it up now!

Do you want any food Neil??

I know some decent bouncers, but one or two of them aren't heavily built like bouncers are supposed to be, but they are brilliant bouncers.

Neil - It's the young ones

Black Dog & I just sit at the bar having a drink & eyeing up the talent

If you do hire some bouncers - make um good looking & fit :lol:

Lol!!

Afternoon Sharon! Do you want anything??

No ta Heli - still at work

Nicking off a few minutes while on my own :devil:

lol!!! Good on yeah, hun!!

Hey I don't do anything I'm just sitting in the corner revising, and if he hires my friends one of them is in his early twenties and good looking and the others are a bit older but aren't good looking, what do they say oh yeah, easy to the eye. Anyway i'm off revision calls.

Yeah go revise!!
If you want anything just call me!!

** FA walks in completely shattered - goes to room and falls face first on bed **

:zzz:

Been up all night? Don't blame ya. Was in bed last night when there was bang bang bang from next door.

Turns out that the newest person here was hammering in a few posters and it gave me a head ache... Will have a word.

I'm finished for today now, but now I'm colourig in those Shrinkies, I'm still so young at heart, I've got some Alice in Wonderland ones, it was those or Boyzone, hard choice not. Thanks Heli, but I'm fine.

NO airhead - not been up all night - just been working like a trooper today and i'm just totally wrecked

ok hun! Want a cup of tea or something? next dor might get a drill out next so earplugs will be included! :lol:

tum tee tum.

*picks up fallen barstools, and worries and worries about bar*


Don't shut down the bar! PLEEEEEEEESE DONT MOUSIE!!!!!

I can be a new bouncer.

Bad day again today?

Yeah, I know a few of the guys from last wouldn't mind earning a few squid!!

A Red Stripe over here Heli when you have a minute

Have you managed to calm Neil down ? :lmao:

keb - yes

2 of us doing the work of 5

got 2 off sick - 1 A/L

but clinics still need covering & sorting

Here you go! One Red Stripe!

Want anything else??

Well, I havn't seen him since this morning! So I'm not sure!! :lol:

Ya Heli a pk of plain crisps please

Here you go!! :wink:

Do you want a refill??

Go on then - a Michelob please

** FA gets up and starts singing - after staggering to the stage **

It's all or nothing
And nothing's all I ever get,
Every time I turn it on
I burn it up and burn it out.
There's always something,
There's always something going wrong,
That's the only guarantee,
That's what this is all about. etc etc

Here you go!!!

Just call me when you need me again!!! My guy will be hre soon and I need to freshen up!! :D

Sounds like a nightmare day FA. Why don't you come and have a drink in the Bat and Belfry?

We'll have to give Heli's guy points out of 10 when he gets here.

Could I have a Bacardi Breezer please

Here you go! Pinapple Breezer! :wink:

Anything else?

can i have a bud please?

Yeah sure! Here you go!! :wink:

Anything else??

here's the crate of Bud Testify. Help yourself

Wheres my crate BD - getting some stick in chat

cheers, if ne one wants one just help yaself :D

Just ignore them!!

Heli

I will - if you give me a crate

all in good fun though

*passes crate over the bar to FA*

i want a cup of tea

How do you want it?? :wink:

hot
white
no sugar

with a biscuit
to dunk

served by paul

not happening today then,
Can I have a horlicks please, soon time for bed.

Here you go:
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Can I have a hot chocolate Please

Just what i need :wink:
Thanks heli :wink:

Emily - do not take this the wrong way - but we say please in here

** FA thanks heli for crate & stumbles off to B&B **

Here you go hun!!

Do you want anything in it? Marshmellows or anything??

Marshmallows and Cream with chocolate sprinkled on the top please Heli.

sorry.

Please can i have a another biscuit please. please fill my cup up more. please may i dunk my biscuit? please may i add more milk?? can i please eat my biscuit?? please can i now take a sip of tea??

OH PLEASE

stop, lets not take our anger out on each other now. FA was just stating its nice to show maaners, no need to go over the top.

Thank you keb - Some of us still have manners

Emily - one please is enough - you said on another thread - why are all the threads you start ruined - does this not answer your question??

People like manners, being treated with respect - this is a virtual pub - but it has standards !! Please remember that - if you are going to drink here


** FA gets Emily a drink **

There's no need to over use the word or people may think you don't mean it

sorry. Just getting it into my system so i remember it next time you see....
I did mean it........

Emily

people obvously dont get my humour...... it was a joke......
sorry

** FA stumbles - with a crate of bud on her shoulders and heads for her room - can't find key - swears - kicks door - gets key - opens door - puts TV on & crakes open a bottle **


Passes out

*brings over tea tray with chocolate biscuits for Emily*

Hope you enjoy it.

Thanks.

Sorry if my humours a little much....... Just having a bit of a crap day

No problems Emily. I think we all have bad days sometimes.

*BD brings over hot chocolate and sits down with Emily to talk*

*emily crys* :cry: :cry:

There there emily!! I laughed!! :lol:

So who wants brekky!??? :lol:

Last call for Breakfast before Lunch!!!!!

I've just got up, overslept big time could have something to do with that nightmare and sitting up for half the night with the lights on and Meat blaring in my ears, got to be off.

*runs off to the Bat, to start revising*

Hope you had nice sleep all.

I had a nice sleep but i'm still tired!

I've missed breakfast so I'll pop over to the Bat for lunch

Could I have gammon, chips and peas for lunch, please

yeah sure! here you are!!

Do you want any sauce with it??

Thank you Heli. It looks delicious. I don't think I'll have any sauce.

OK!! Well shout me if you need me! :wink:

*Keb wanders in looking half dead, sits and starts revising*

Thanks Heli but I think I'll pass on food, I feel really sick so I'll just revise.

Ok hun!! Well if you want a drink or anything don't hesistate to get one!

can i have a cheese burger please? wit onions, ta v muchly, oh n a bud to wash it down :D

K

could i have a large amount of chocolate please........i need it right now :cry:

Right so thats a Cheeseburger with onions and a bud for T

and a Paul shaped chocolate for Emily!! (Life size by the way)

No puking now!!

Aww thanks sweety

He still hasn't been on!! :roll:

** FA gets ready to go out whilst listening to Meat Loaf **

I hope you have fun tonight!!! :wink:

Where you off to see them anyway??

Heli

They're on at Nottingham Arena - I have to get there first as I have the tickets http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoti...ic/musik26.gif

Won't be home til late - but will check out whats happened when i get home

Behave yourself http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/evil/611.gif

I hope you have a good time hun!!!

Have a nic time hunni!

Oooh, heli, that bloke from the pub you pulled is here!

hi everyone! *mops floor*

Ooo!! Tell him i'll be back in a minute!! Cinderella needs to freshen up!! :lol:

*watches heli rush upstairs, hears banging about, crash wallop, bang, winces as she hears the shower head fall into the bath*

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I'm ready!!!!http://e4u.deltait.com.au/dressed/bek013.gifhttp://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/144.gif

you go girl!

I'm going to a meal with danny tonight: fish and chips in a newspaper on the wall!

You look gorgeous Heli.

Make sure you're back by midnight or your coach might turn back into a pumpkin

Could I have a Pineapple Breezer please.

Could I also compiment the chef. Lunch was wonderful.

One Pineapple breezer for you hun!! Do you want anything else??!!

Thank you for the compliment!! :wink:

and the horses turn back into mice!

Have a fantastic evening Heli

*sees danny, drops mop in middle of floor, rushes across pub to meet him*

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