likes to wear a pink tutu

:twisted: Let's me borrow her's :bleh:

is an intrepid explorer

starred in buffy the vampire slayer

:twisted: Sued Buffy for being too much like her real life.

played the next doctor in doctor who

:twisted: Played a sexy she-dalek.


Hey Jo, you wanna do some role play? :bleh:

will star as Meat Loaf in a musical

:twisted: Has read my script for the Meat Loaf musical :lol:


I'll let you have a look one of these daya :wink: :lol:

Cant wait
still wanna be manager,dont forget lol


Has appeared in rainbow with zippy

:twisted: Killed Bungle with a frozen leg of lamb :yikes:

wish this was the truth thread


was jn the wizard of oz

:twisted: Thought I looked damn fine in those Ruby Slippers :shock:

met a witch in the wizard of oz

((slippers looked great on you))

:twisted: Was the witch.

You know this is the alternative thread because my mummy in law is really METAL 8)

thankyou



will go snowboarding later

:twisted: Taught me how to snow board.

showed me how to bungee jump

:twisted: Won the world karaoke contest in Finland.

Has a part in the new James Bond movie

:twisted: Owns the stuffed remains of the original Blofeld's cat :shock:

played the man with the golden gun

:twisted: Is a dark lord of the sith :yikes:

is a cyberman in disguise

:twisted: Shouldn't spread that info round too much :bleh:

was Meat Loaf"s understudy in 51st state

:twisted: Invented the Dalek.

has been in the tardis

:twisted: Used the tardis to back in time and grab a dodo because Steve fancied something different for tea.

sent steve away in the tardis

:twisted: Had a street party to see the fat git off.

The party is still going to this day.

is going water sking later

(( gonna log off,back later xx))

:twisted: Is logging off because she has an assignment to assasinate the head of state of Lithuania :bleh:

is a hitman in disguise

:twisted: Invented the Mars ice cream.

makes mars bars

owns a chocolate factory

((wished,,lovely...))


has jumped out of a plane with Sean Bean

:twisted: Was the pilot of the plane.

made out with jessica rabbit

:twisted: Taught Michael Jackson to Moonwalk.

taught shawn michaels how to wrestle

is commander of a space shuttle

starred with sean bean in a film

I wish .. I really do LOL!

arm wrestled Shawn Michaels ... and won!

:twisted: Knows where Wally/Waldo is.

Is really Hulk Hogan

:twisted: Is really Clubber Lang.

stared in the film Ben Hur

:twisted: Was the director.


Steve was the cast of thousands.

lol

has a pet elephant

:twisted: Is married to an elephant.

Oh sorry, this is the ALTERNATIVE one :doh:

PMSL

has worked in a circus for the last ten years

:twisted: Asked the knife thrower to "take care" of somebody :bleh:

i wish that would come true

taught david boreanaz how to play a vampire

:twisted: Don't remind me.
Every teacher fails at least once :doh:





Turned me into a vampire.

got steaked by me

:twisted: Pulled the steak out my heart and had the heart for tea with a nice chianti :bleh:

taped dance on a table, bounced off it and landed on a trampolene

ballet danced with Darcy Bussell

won the round the world yachting tournament

run away with michael jackson

:twisted: Invented the round house kick.

Chuck Norris is very grateful.

back flipped in a swimming pool

:twisted: Built the swimming pool.

was swimming with sharks in the swimming pool

:twisted: THREW THE DAMN SHARKS IN IN THE FIRST PLACE :bicker:

added a killer whale in the pool

had tea with Rupert Bear

:twisted: Took Rupert bear hostage, and demanded ransom in tea cakes.

paid the ransom for Rupert Bear

:twisted: Double crossed me and handed over Rodney Bear, and not Rupert :bicker:

held sooty and sweep for ransom

:twisted: Send Sue's paw back to Matthew in an envelope to prove we meant buisness :bleh:

worked on rainbow

:twisted: Axed Rainbow.

adopted Bungle ... George and Zippy

married bungle

eloped with Geoffrey!

is a world class trapeze artist

:twisted: Think Ken Livingstone is a great mayor, and should serve another term in office :yep:

lol lol lol


is going to be the next London mayor

:twisted: Is giving me the job as a transfare deal that will make her Lady Mayoress of Liverpool.

is gonna be the new drummer for Justin Timberlake

:twisted: Has been dating Justin for some time now :wtf:

good job this aint true cos that would mean that your fav person could well be your father in law lol


has paraglided down the empire state building

:twisted: For the record here, Justin Timberlake is NOT my favourite person :wtf:


Designed the Empire State Building.

(actually, it was designed by Daleks.Thought i'd add that info there :bleh: )

lol lol


designed the eiffel tower

:twisted: Designed the TRIFFLE tower, and fed it to her husband.

was the last pilot of concorde

:twisted: Is a unarmed combat instructor to the SAS.

plays goalie for England

:twisted: Taught Maradonna that "hand of god" trick :bleh:

is Charlie George"s son

:twisted: Shot Mr Burns :shock:

Had a guest appearance in the Simpsons

married elvis presley

The Person below me....
 

Hi, this is where you all hang out?! Silverfox here again! Like the short-sighted, nocturnal mammal that we've all come to know,and love,(it comes with working shifts!) I'm up and about 'surfing' the site. Sorry if I seemed a little abrupt earlier, but as I explained, I'm new to this and you all seemed to be getting on like a house on fire! Anyway back to the topic, the person below me ( or in my case, to the side of me.) should never be allowed to sing at Karaoke nights, in public! Even through a double-brick wall, it is horrendous! Yes, worse than my rendition of 'Out of the frying pan' sang at full ear-piercing volume down a shower nozzle! There you have it. I've got it off my chest at last! Thanksxxx :lol:

Silverfox was at Wembley karaoke lol

Ahahahahahahahaha....welcome, Silverfox!!! I haven't laughed here like this for a very long time...

And a person above me is way into tricycles!!!