least i have friends :p

i havent changed one modicum since ive left

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b66Sl...eature=related

excellent clip

This a long onebut its my favourite Father Ted episode!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FHSDodJnC4

its just a jump to the left...

that is an excellent episode

:cheer: Bruce tickets have arrived :yay:

Damn weather :bicker:

You should try it on a bike, I'm moist

thats what she sai... nah better not

If I'd been on a bike I wouldn't have been able to do what I just did! Parked up at Tesco and the wind picked up, sending my red car door into the lovely silver one next to it :(

least it was the other car damaged lol

I'm in a K reg diesel 106 - I honestly can't tell if my car is damaged or not :shock:

and what do you call this one?

First there was Meat the Metro, and then Meat the Micra...so this is Patti the Peugeot

Admit nothing... :bleh:

I forgot to mention that there were two men sitting in the silver car when it happened...otherwise I'd have parked elsewhere!

Reminds me of my first tight parking experience...argh...

I don't even have that excuse! :lol: Perfectly fine car park, just windy and the door flew out of my hand...done now though, nothing I can do about it so no use worrying....

Not about that anyway...what to wear?!!!! :panic:

Well, if it makes you feel better (which I know it won't) my car door blew a few times closing on my hair the other day...THAT was painful...

Wear nothing but a huge pair of earrings and heels...that should do it...

Ohh ouch! Hope you're ok!

Thank you for the suggestion but I can confidently say that people here don't want to see me in just earrings and shoes! :? In fact I don't think any amount of money would get me to do that! :lol:

this is cruel :(

Been waiting for that thought! :))

I've done well to wait until now!

Admit it, it's been eating you up inside hasn't it?

Yeah, I am ok but it was PAINFUL...

Well, I thought it was a good suggestion...maybe...:lmao:

Only a small bit, been to busy damaging cars to think about it until now!

I just realised that I actually have damaged two cars in two weeks...wonder who's is next! :))

I am visualizing Andy hiding his car somewhere in the bushes right about now...

I'm not moving mine .. .taken me over a week to get my own parking space back, not giving it up this easily!!

Oh god...for somebody who lived in Brooklyn for over 7 years...I know all about parking spaces where you park and say...I will never drive again seeing how I am so perfectly parked right now!!!

Well, you can always camouflage it or something...

It's disguised, I would say what as, but that would give the game away :))

I reckon it's disguised as a black Honda Type R that'll be parked outside a train station tomorrow...

It's more like a grey one at the moment, it's that filthy! Needs a good motorway blast to blow the dirt off it :))

Well, now...I've tried to help you, Andy...now it's all of nawt...I guess you will be designated driver, eh?

Only through insurance costs lol

Only to get there, then the car will be firmly parked for 2 days!

Too bloody right!

really?? ;)

dont you have car washes over there??

blood clotting factors are boring....

Yeah but why pay for that when we can hammer it down a motorway and get some shows at the other end?!

I'll remember that "we can hammer it" when it gets suggested that I should possibly slow down a bit :lmao:

I drive a 106...my idea of hammer at the moment is about 45 uphill!

106's are flying machines (apart from the diesels)

(and broken ones)

wasnt me

oops... nearly three days ... almost a new record I´d say

for you not drinking im guessing? tut tut

driving lesson was put back to tuesday :bicker:

almost correct... :p

Good for the poor car!!!

Well last week mine was a diesel with an exhaust that was snapped in two places!

I have to say though, the fuel consumption is amazing...I drove from County Durham to Cheshire and back on half a tank, about 15 quid

good for whatt car?! whats that supposed to mean!!!

:lmao: :whistle:

Ahh well... have a drink :p

ive given up drink........

exhausts always break on 106's... i'm sure i've several posts on that very topic..

must learn ze lymphatic system.....

suuuuuure

nobody would ever believe that :p

very true :lawl:


why is no other site apart from this one available :? :??:

because youre looking up those fecking sites again

sssssssshhhh ;)

tut tut

anyone any ideas about any interesting uni courses?? room for another one

Learn how to run a f*****g business before you become Boss :bicker:

Not even if they were new shoes and you got to choose them first?

Not even if they were new shoes hand crafted by Meat Loaf...not a chance in hell

Anything to do with cinema...they show you these movies...you either get a cool sleep, bolt after the attendance is taken or actually enjoy the movie...

rather something to do with biology or construction lol

thanks though

Umm...hmmm...zoology was the easiest biology I ever studied...

molecular biology sounds good... meh not really but itll do

eck

4 construction.. 1 bio course... not so bad

eck

now to finish my piece of crap personal statement and get this online form done

Bollocks! :evil:

you.....uni.....nah, will never happen...

youll be eating your words

eating my words?
dont know how that would work....

cause youre an idiot :p

problem solved

what problem?

damn it that car has far to much grip... need skinnier tyres

nah, dont think so

you could just feck up the tires tread and thatll sort the problem jonty

(hence the last one needs 2 new rear tyres)

nothing wrong with fecking the tires up

from heaven to hell in less than a minute... and another record

i told you not to talk to rj

it wasn't my fault though

ha, one of you is not right

was i right?

:badidea:... nah I better don´t answer

is it an ecumenical matter?

sooooooooo what have i done wrong now??

nothing

so it was me

ah

edited last post 3 times in approx 30sec... must learn to think before posting!!!!

wasnt me, this phonecalls boring me....

i preferred the you wouldn't know answer

aye

go on, do tell

hmpf :bleh:

there´s nothing to tell