pffff... not that innocent

i am innocent, just look at my halo

:saint: <-- talking bout that one?

sorry borrowed it for a little while

tut tut, tea leaf

not good... nope

shame on ye

on me?

well, ok.
shame on me.
still not good

what isnt good? a 7 minute wonder? tut tut

I can go 7 minutes and 1 second...but enough about my singing;)

As what else I could go for...if anyone has an egg timer...i like mine boiled.

tut tut mike

I thought you weren't here...?

im not here??? news to me

Chico Marx: Oh yeah I've been here, there, lots of places.


Anyway to bed I go, goodnight one and all...if Minnie Driver was waiting for me in my bed i'd be happy.

nah not her

i've just found out she's a chelsea fan so if she is in my bed she's getting kicked out fast!

good plan, or get her to wear a brown paper bag on her head

i don't know what kind of girls you take to bed Sir Kagan but if i was in bed with Ms Driver a brown paper bag would be the last thing i'd want her to wear...though i would get to her to try on a liverpool shirt.

shameful... tut tut


wasnt me

wheres betty?

on msn???

well she was on msn

everybody wants a little something good

ssssssshhhhhhhhh

sorry

nah its grand

Thanks boss! :mrgreen:
And now let´s discuss the not yet existing Christmas bonus that´ll pay for my new notebook :twisted:

And once again we're getting some "interesting" new members...

charlies pills are starting to work... no bleeding today.. yipee

and i've no headache... wonder were the 2 related.

and its frosty out.. yipee

Probably is related...tension headache...

Well, hopefully he is improving and so are you!!!

is it the weekend yet?

Do pigs fly? No? Then it's not weekend...

if pigs could use expedia they'd be able to fly

Great news!!! :up:

There is a better chance for them to fly without expedia than with it...

:shock: and this from someone who has a Piglet signature :shock:

You saw me at Wembley, didn't you? You think I swam over the ocean??? :lmao:

darling id rather ~~~~ sand

That must be darn painful...

longing is a terrible feeling :(

longing for me? tut tut

now im really really ~~~~ed off

whys that

within 2 minutes of letting my dad in the car (for the first time).. he broke the seatbelt extender arm.

he is now banned from it

and i'm really ~~~~ed off

tut tut, did you boot him out?

home and bed is probably the best idea

tut tut, i hope you used protection

no... hes just not allowed in it ever again

:bleh:

thats what rj said to his latest boyfriend

Is it Christmas yet???..... I need a holiday!!

I´d stay if I´d be sensible...

calmed down now... i over reacted, and will appologise

You? Apologize?

Are you ill???

I love training courses, this is fun!!!!!

Another one bit the dust in this office...I should really get moving too...

thought 1, why's my spelling getting so bad?
2, why did they spell my name wrong?
3, why did i agree to go to start at 9am on sunday?
4, 55 quid phone bill... ffs

birthday....sitting at home alone.....meh

enjoy that

shame the instructor doesnt appreciate my sense of humour

dunno why.. but i'm not shocked

(welcome to my world in 'ere)

wish I would have had that meal before we started drinking...
two and a half bottle of red wine (so far) without having eaten the whole day isn´t good

yeah it is

chris (sw31) in a tie... don't see that everyday

true you don't

nah what i did was funny,

told to slow down as a person was walking across the carpark, my reply wasy but i wont hit him then, he didnt find that funny

german men make the worst lovers.. to selfish apparently

betty tell you that?

yesterdays sun newspaper.. shouldda been the headline

im suprised you made it past page 3

wonder why you know that, but it´s true :roll:

in search of a laugh from dear deirdre my friend

was i in it again?

a text will reveal the answer to that question... sent about 9 hours ago

liverpool through to last 16 4.0

no phone though

i have... should try and find it

wasnt me

tut tut

but I "know" somebody else who can probably tell you a thing or two about German lovers :lawl:

ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wasnt me ;)

then why add some :p

thats sounds like a duke lyric.. make you bend and break

wasnt me

dunno what you´re talking `bout :saint:

not even close ...
brilliant line anyway

me neither, some help here???

ummmm, no :p

rude

moí?:whistle:

aye

seen it all now... duke doing a concert in someones front room

aye

not my front room...poor

soon fix that

isnt tired anymore

British have some VERY strange addresses...even more strange is the fact that some of the were actually willing to share them with me...

Chris, you look like a sheriff!!!

howdy partner - lol

Howdy dem dere mister police officer!!!