:twisted: Comin right up :D

:twisted: I say barman, what's this turtle doing in my beer?

I believe it's backstoke madam :mrgreen:

*groans loudly ... :lmao: should have seen that coming!

Any chance of a fresh reptile? This one is looking a spot inebriated.

:twisted: It's not coming on to you is it? :shock:

No flirting while I am at work!!! *Private eyes...watching you...watching your every move....*

I should have known it was coming to this...but I must have been blind...

I just popped in for a lunchtime drink anyone around?:hic:

:shock: :shock: :shock: Well, I never.... :shock: :shock: :shock:

Of course it is, it's a sensible turtle.

Now, if you could spare us one of those trendy little umbrellas that go on the edge of cocktails, we won't charge you for the floorshow.

:twisted: Flirt?
Moi? :shock:

Darling, I will never flirt with anyone but you while there is breath in my body *looks hurt :sad: *



*Holds breath*
Well hello ladies :mrgreen:

:twisted: Yes :mrgreen:

Drink?

:twisted: OK you can have a brolly.

Ummm...Right...

Thank you! We're also going to need some ping pong balls, some loose change, an umbrella stand, a crustacean, and a hydrofoil.

Hmmmm what to have considering got to get in the car in 30min???
Prob wise to have just an orange juice as my driving is bad enough when im sober lol

:twisted: oops, did I say that out loud? :yikes:

Sorry dear :oops:

:twisted: I'm not even gonna ask :doh:

:twisted: One OJ on the bar :up:

Just imagine.... ;)

Is there time for another round before closing?

hope so...I'd like another round..:D

Any chance of a nice cold Pimm's and lemonade, in honour of the weather?

:twisted: Coming up :up:

:twisted: Done and done :D

:twisted: There certainly is :wink:

Ahhhh.... just what I needed.... you can keep all the fruit though, and I've never seen the logic of sticking cucumber in my drink!

I will not comment on cucumber...I will be good and not comment on "sticking cucumber"...I will be good...