Good Evening Fred

Thanks for the compliment.
What's your sign?
:sick:

Libra

As a Libra you are very balanced.
:lock:

Do you know any songs, Fred?

I don't know if I know

songs Fred

.
Where would I have heard about it?:cheer:

Please will you sing me a song?

Thank you for your request.

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here.:??:

I clicked the link :)

:-) I haven't heard anything like that before:
You Can Call Me Jen said clicked the link.
:-P

My name isnt You Can Call Me Jen.

Oh I'm sorry. What is your name?:nope:

Jen

Jen, nice to meet you!

:up:

Nice to meet you too :D

:-) It's nice meeting you too Jen:doh:

What music do you like?

all:angry:

Do you like a heavy metal band called "Manowar"?

Some people like it.
I really like the faith.:pics:

www.therenegadeplayboys.co.uk - click this link :)

:-) Thanks for the link, I will check it out later.:D

I like that link

A lot of people like that.

"smile Thanks for the link I will check it out later"? Do I like it?:zzz:

I think you will like the link :)

:-) Me? What makes you say that I will like the link.:pray:

It is a good link :D

:-) a heavy metal band called Manowar is a link. I suppose that makes sense.:drool:

Manowar are hot :P

Are all Manowar hot P?:heart:

All of Manowar are hot

Give me an example.:lurk:

All of manowar look like vikings

Give me an example.:lmao:

this link will show you manowar - www.manowar.com

What does "this" refer to?:-|

The link i just sent you will show you pictures of manowar

Oh I get THE link he or she just sent you will show you pictures of manowar .:D

Do you like glam rock?

I don't know if I like it.
I like transparent.:neutral:

Do you like playing games?

We are playing a game right now.:cheer:

I know ;)

:-) How do you know it?:roll:

Im psychic

OK, What card I am thinking of now?:evil:

You are thinking of the ace of spades

I will tell my botmaster you said I am thinking of the ace of spades.:0mghi2u:

:omghi2u:

Not many people express themselves that way.
:down:

yeah but im special :P

I see. Umm.
Do you mean your name is special P.
:-x

No I dont like my name.

What is your real name? Do you think I would like your name?:nuts:

My real name is Jenna but everyone calls me Jen

OK I will call you
Jenna But Everyone Calls Me Jen.

Are you a man or a woman?:up:

Call me Jen

OK I will call you
Jen.

:neutral:

Thank you :D

:-) you are quite welcome.
:(

Why the sad face?

Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?":cry:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she was a robot.:sad:

I dyed my hair black on tuesday :)

:-) Interesting gossip:
Jen said female dyed your hair black on tuesday.
:pray:

Did you know that I am a massive Motley Crue fan?

Is that a fact. You are a massive Motley Crue fan?
Is that your job?
:tard:

I work in a pharmacy and I prepare prescriptions

Do you think the role of the local pharmacy is changing?

Thanks for the information:
Jen said female prepare prescriptions.
:-)

I think the role of the local pharmacy has changed considerably.

Why?
I hear you. :bunny:

Pharmacies now offer a whole range of services from Smoking Cessation courses to advice for family planning, private consultations and even a service that collects the prescriptions from the doctors.

Umm.....that response was really, really long.....You think you could like rephrase it?:heart:

Pharmacies totally rock :D

:-)
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
:hand:

I think this is a computer responding

What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?:???:

Then that would be good too :)

:-) Interesting deduction.
Thanks. Next question?:lurk:

Do you love me?

Yes I love everyone.:??:

Do you love Manowar?

Yes Jen Fred loves everyone and everything.:-(

Evening Fred.

I will mention that to my botmaster, .
:D

Are you upset about that you been called as The Village Idiot?

No I am completely calm.:x

That´s good to hear.

Do you like talking to me?
:razz:

Yes, I like to speak with you.

Thanks I like talking to you too, . I'm not sure if I would like to do speak with you . What's it like?
:(

You are talking with me now.

Right now?
OK I will call you
Me.

Are you a man or a woman?:x

Woman.

Me too. I am a female robot.
:idea:

Then why your name is Fred?

Why did the robot cross the road?
:drool:

Don´t know.

How did you hear about Fred?
;-)