told from an essex girl point of view....Dagnum broaaaadway, innit.





I got a job interview at 4pm. should i be nervous? its for tesco's and im not nervous.

Well, from what i've heard you got on okay. It's only frigging tescos!

A. I was so angry today I was shaking with clenched fists. (the point beyond anger). I nearly ripped the girls head off but when i asked myself, if I found her hurt in a street, I answered to myself I'd help her. Am I stupid?

No, we need more people like you.




Whats wrong with me I can't stop shaking?

Eat something and if that doesnt help, see a doctor. You might have low blood sugar.


Why are (some) teenage boys such dickwads?

A: Because boys grows up slower than girls...

Q: Do you like Matrix -trilogy?

Never watched the Matrix at all... :oops:

Q. I'm making a cartoon about a girl who dies and klies and cons her way to being an angel. Does anyone have any ideas what songs I can use on the soundtrack?

Something classical...Berlioz maybe...or a requiem.



what is the best song ever for headbanging to?

hmmmm.... Dunno. I think... nope. For moshy stuff watch kerrang.

Q. Iv'e Chosen my soundtrack! Any suggestions left for it? (p.s the moral is everyone changes and everyone gets what they deserve in the end)

Willie Porter - Unconditional. A beautiful song about a parents love for their child, saying how they will always love them no matter what happens.

Should I spend my savings on a new car, or on a round the world trip?

Being practical - I would say a new care ................ but a round the world trip - you may never get another chance. Do what's right for you :wink:










Someone is Ticking me off ............................ But need to be polite - any ideas for stress busting :roll:

A wooden Club ober the Napper should do the trick 8O

Q: Dont want to go to work 2morrow, should I take a sickie??

Yes - I'll meet you half way 8) Liverpool OK :wink:










Anyone got any good Nokia ring tones?

I got a load of 80's rock ringtones on my siemens....meat, bon jovi, europe ( :oops: )




My friend has just become a mother for the second time, do i send the giant teddybear or the sickeningly cute fluffy puppy toy?

The puppy, in fact I'll have the puppy toy you give her the teddy bear. :D




What family should I create on the sims?

The Muppets :tard:









What shell I have for Tea :lurk:

Something totally non-nutritious followed by major slugs of alcohol then you won't care what you've eaten anyway!

It's our first anniversary tomorrow - any ideas on what I should get hubby?

For our first anniversary - I go my hubby a nice watch

Is there anything he wants (apart from power tools - socks etc 8O )

He also appreciates lovely home made meals & a bottle of wine :wink:








Fed up after work - anyone got a good Joke :roll:

Did it have a plastic strap with digital numbers :wink: ?? Can you not take power tool from your bedside cabinet for hubby :oops: ?? Your female, give him all the wine he desires then raid his wallet 8O .

Q: How much troubles FA gonni be in when hubby finds out about power tools :roll:

8O 8O 8O :keke:




Hubby at work tonight - what shell I do (Gerry - BEHAVE)

Do what I do when mums at work....

rot your brain in front of a telly (preferably cartoons)!

Q. whats better... Sponge bob square pants or Fosters home for imaginary friends?

(I love them both... i don't know whats better)

OMG u are a tragic lil girl ems...*spongebob squarepants rocks*


I just made scones for the first time! Jam and cream or butter and marmalade in yours?

Jam and Cream.

Q. should i buy the new William Shatner CD??

Depends, how wrong was whatever you did to warrent such a punishment!!!

what should i cook the parents for sunday lunch?

A: Rabbit Stew! or Roast Pheasant!

Q: Why do clothes in catalogues never look as good on me?

AB - hun you do - it's the mirror that is wrong :lol:











Not seen hubby most of the week - what shell I do for him on Saturday night for a meal