:twisted: See how marrage has mellowed her?
The old mszee would have just posted what was on her mind.
That was positivly tame :D
Now she's married, she's become the new improved self moderating version :mrgreen:

Yep...the first words I've learned since wedding day...Yes, dear...

I have to maintain your reputation as a moderator, darling...

Now...about that cucumber...ummm...can you take a break from serving???

:twisted: See the respect she has for my natural authority? :mrgreen:


Take a break?
Well I supose I could :roll:

*Says in loud voice*

Oh dear, the ciders off.
I'll have to go DOWN THE CELLAR and change the barrel :wink: :wink:
Would you care to help me dear? :mrgreen:

I'll say :cheers: to everyone, as I can't indulge. Hope everyone is fine. Will need iced water with my lunch soon, if I may?

*Scampers down the cellar steps...falls flat on her ass...looks furtively if he has seen her unseemly fall...*

Yes, dear...now...where is that cider???

Sorry, we charge triple for iced water...

:twisted: *laughs at unseely fall :lmao: .
Get's hit for laughing :cry: *

errrr, the pump is over here dear if you still wanna help me change it :wink:

:twisted: God, a ruthless buisness woman can be such a turn on :twisted:

In your dreams, dear...*walks off huffily and rans smack into the wall*...argh...*makes another attempt on the grand exit...and finally manages it*

Have to pay for honeymoon, eh?

:twisted: Not THAT bloody ruthless :yikes:

Something strong

I thought ruthless was a turn on? *Bats her eyelashes at Mr. FM*

:twisted: That'd be me :mrgreen:

:twisted: *gets glassy look in eyes* :shock:

As good as you are, I need a drink!

:twisted: Vodka? :wink:

*Gets glassy look in her eyes also*

:twisted: *picture from the pub's CCTV of two glassy eyed mouses...

Thanks a lot, both of you :evil:

Ahahahahahahaha...

Ummm...honey...what else you've been taping on a sly???

Uh oh...somebody is mighty unhappy...hide your children!!! Ginny is coming!!!

:twisted: Home movies ;)

:twisted: eh? :shock:
Think that's pretty reasonable for water :lol:

*Gets a shock of her life and faints dead away...*:oops: :oops: :oops: