Since when was that a licensed beverage? :rly:

:twisted: We do a good line in pub grub too :wink:

In which case.... Chicken Hawaiin schnitzel, please, a pint of Draught, and a chaser of Johnny. :D

Thank you.

:twisted: Done :wink:

Schmiken mahaian schptritzel???

Honey, you can cook that??? Wow...I am impressed....

:twisted: I'm full of suprises dear :wink:

Well, if that's the case, then I'm ready for brunch. :D How about cheddar/apple omelette with a scone, and water. I'll be back for serious drinking later.

I notice you're not limping today. Feeling better?!?;)

:twisted: Comin right up madam :up:

Yes, much better thank you :mrgreen:
As it was Mrs Mouse who caused the calamity in the first place, I had her put on her nurse's uniform and pamper me back ro health :wink:

Smart move.;) Hope you did everything I would have done. :devil:

Now, let's get unreal here, courtesy of Mrs. Mouse - if you have coffee brandy, please let me have a White Russian with coffee brandy instead of Kahlua, and with extra vodka. And, let me buy you a drink, your choice, as a compliment to your brilliant method of regaining your health :oops: :))

One White Russian with coffee brandy instead Kahlua and extra voda coming up!!!

And, madam, thanks for the drink. I think I'll make myself a Margharita on the rocks with salt.

And yes...this is the way to go down and out...burning in flames...

I'll go blind before I stop!!! And I strongly recommend it to everybody!!!

Oh yeah...open book is what you're, dear...

Yeah...still washing those pampers...shish...but at least you're healthy, dear...and that's all that matters...*smooch*

Ouch! I need a 'wake-up' drink. More of the same, please.

*Pouring VRG another drink...*

Drink up, mate...life is wonderful and mysterious...

Beer.... and lots please...may I start with 4 pints?

6 pints of beer coming right up!!! 4 on the tab and 2 on the house!!!

*Wishes that guvn'r woke up already and tended the bar for a change*

Marvellous, now tha tI have brokent he sculling record may I ahve another 4? Please.

*Thinking Lotus ain't so great in math...plonkes another 8 beers on the counter*

Drink up, matey!!!

4 shure isgooood... nuvver 4th, pleash... hic....

*Counts on her fingers...that was just now 8*...

Hmm...ah what the hey...

*Plonks another four on the bar*...have to run business here and customers are scarce...

Thanks, loves... whish one a yas ish sherving?

*Realizes that Lotus thinks that she looks like FM's avatar, takes out the gun and shoots herself*

I gotta admit, I headed to the pub hoping for, but not expecting, a decent bang... ;)

*Since she is mortally wounded...can't answer this post at all*

No more beersh? Draaaaaaaaarn t'all....