Are opticians merely the fellas who succeed in extracting that much cash, the tax man got embarrassed and sacked them?

I swear it has just gone:

"look up, look down, straight ahead please, thats fine. £180 quid please, see Alison next Wednesday"

Memorise these letters and next time you've saved your self £180

H
EZ
LPOT
DAFV
NEUC
VACB
HLOPS
ZFDAX
LVECNO
PRINTED IN ENGLAND

Want Pasta..

This is just too much to get done :(

I did do both jokes:

"Can you read the bottom line?"
"Read it! I know the fella personally!"


and

"Next Line: Y O N 5"
"Pardon?"
"Oh, my mistake, it is the monitor sign reflecting in the mirror!!"

I can't see anything in these glasses...and they still say I don't need new glasses cause I my vision haven't changed...

How did it not change if I STILL can't see anything in these glasses??? :shock:

In fact...they are so obnoxious that they would go as far as to say that I don't need any glasses at all...why do I then always wear them on my head when I work????

Oh...I am wearing them on my head...

I REALLY resent How Do I Live Without You playing non-stop on the radio...can't they play The Monster Is Loose for god's sake???

What a great song to be stuck listening to ... :roll:

No kidding, eh?

I am dying SLOW death here...

Got a new toy ... time to piss off the neighbours!

I am cat and flat sitting for three days.

Just tried out my mates new shower and it is one of these with the jets in all the corners so you turn it on and there are a dozen different jets of water!!

WOW!!!!!

I HATE it when co-workers flirt with me...HATE it...

Unless I flirt with them first...which, of course, I don't...

Bottom line...18 more minutes to go...

You kidding Zina? It gets me through the day lol

Oh no...not like this...

Him: My back hurts...Oh I know somebody who can give me back massage...who can walk on my back and make me feel better...

Me: Ask your wife...she is already walking all over you...

Him: *Pout, pout*...oh now you're being mean...

Me: No...just stating the truth...

I am becoming quite a curmudgeon in my old age...geez...

Ouch!!! lol

Yeah....LOTS of fun...

I have to say flirting is the best way to make the time pass at work saying that unfortunatly all the ladies at my work place mother me instead!
There is a big age gap between us.
I have to say those erm ''chat up lines'' if thats what you want to call them are pretty pants.

New toy?

see other thread

Just seen it, nice

Why am I still working?!!!

Why are you on here if you're supposed to be working?

Is it Saturday yet?

Saturday?! Nooo I'll be old on Saturday! :))