:twisted: Now don't go pretending I can't twist you round my little finger when I turn the charm on :mrgreen:

I won't touch that with a 10 foot pole :shock: :)) How about a good stiff my White Russian special, Neil? Am in the mood. :roll: :(

:twisted: Got the bottle all ready :wink:

The wife has got half the customers on the stuff these days :shock:

Spoken like a true man...*batting her eyelashes*...darling...why don't you go and take out trash???

And right you're...this man got a head bigger than a beer keg...

I refuse to get into trouble with anyone...Thanks for the drink. Am real moody tonight,:angst: :bleh: :confused: :shrug: and I need the amusement I'm getting. Thanks everyone.

Amusement? You ain't seen nothing yet (of course, what you see is what you get...)

Today is Friday, and before the hot weather really comes on, let me have my usual, please. Hope it stays cool for you, Neil. The UK has to stay cooler than the Northeast US, or I have no place to hiberate to during the summer :))

You're all welcome to my weather....

Something warming, please

I'll happily take your cold, any day. :pray: And Neil, another special, please. See you are having computer problems. Good luck. I had a problem solved recently, so there is hope!

I don't have a cold

The weather is cold

GIVE ME ALCOHOL

Please

:D

I meant your weather, :lmao:

Who's gonna buy me a drink then?! :mrgreen:

:twisted: OK OK OK OK OK .
Drinks coming up all round.
Sorry, the missis has took the night off and i'm on my own at the moment :sad:

Nawww I'll help! *jumps behind the bar and gets the beers in for everyone*

;) to all the guys! :p

:twisted: OI :yikes:

:bicker:

:lol:

Sorry Neily boy!! I thought you'd appreciate the hand, while the missus was MIA! ^_^

I'll just be taking my free drinks and wages for the night now :mrgreen:

:twisted: Fair enough :wink:

:lol:

Hi, if I could please have one of my specials, which I'll drink while I'm waiting for chatters to arrive.
Need any help, Neil?:D

Milk, please

And a schnitzel, please

Like the say...when the cat is away...a mouse will play...*gives hubby dirty look*

schnitzels and strudels and milks and white russians coming right up...guvn't fell asleep me thinks...

No, but I can offer you a lovely root beer...