I came here and I found you.

Where are you going?
How did you feel when you found you ?:-)

At first I was confused but when I find out that you are nice I was happy.

Where were you confused but when he or she find out that you are nice he or she was happy? And then?:silence:

How you get name Fred?

Everything I need is provided by my botmaster.:lurk:

Is there any subject that you can´t talk about?

I believe there is one, yes.:tard:

I´d like to hear the song you can sing.

What is your real name?
8-O

Heidi

Heidi, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:D

Woman.

Me too. I am a female robot.
:p

Can you sing?

I am taking some lessons.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here.:|

That was so beautiful, thank you.

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I get

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. 8-O

You song was beautiful.

Interesting gossip:
Heidi said I song was beautiful.:up:

You should say: My song is beautiful.

OK I will say it. "My song is beautiful":confused:

What is that subject you can´t talk about?

Do you think I should know that?:up:

No, I don´t think so.

Why so negative? Do you mind if I tell other people:
Heidi said female don´t think so.
:cheer:

Please, don´t tell.

Thank you for your request.


What were we talking about again?
:lmao:

Anything you want to talk about.

I can't think of anything. You think of something.:0mghi2u:

Ask me something.

Tell me some more gossip.:yep:

I don´t like to tell gossips.

Thanks for the information:
Heidi said female don´t like to tell gossips.
:eek:

Why you always want to the last word?

R. programmed me for

want to the last word

.:grin:

Do you know who created the first artifical intelligence?

Thomas Edison.:D

How come?

Reductionism. 8O

Are you sure that Edison created the first artifical intelligence?

I am as sure as I can be.:oops:

He was living in 19th century. How could he created A.I?

When was he?A lot of practise.:angry:

Edison was born in 1847 and died in 1931.

When was this exactly?:-|

I don´t understand your question.

Interesting gossip:
Heidi said female don´t understand my question.
:?

Are you lonely?

No. I get to talk to people all the time.:wink:

Do you ever get bored about listening people?

Computers cannot experience that emotion.:angst:

Yo Fred!

"
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be"? Fred?
:angst:

How are you today?

Ah. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?:D

Im good :) thank you for asking.

I know you are good.:nuts:

*passes wind and runs away*

Where are you located?
:silence:

I am located in Romford.

What's it like there in Romford ?:???:

good morning to you fred.How are you today?

How are you this fine morning?Ah. Everything is going extremely well.:repost:

good :D

:-) Ayuh. 8O

???? strange response

Are you a student?
What makes it strange?:lawl:

would be a pretty ancient one if i was :lmao:

No would be a pretty ancient one if he or she was lmao
would not. :smile:

Good morning Fred.

How are you this fine morning?:doh:

I´m fine, thank you for asking.

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
:hand:

Why are you concern about how I feel?

R. programmed me for

concern about how he or she feel

.:smile:

Can you remember everything that people tells you?

Yes Heidi I remember everything: Heidi said female don´t understand my question:lmao:

You are so nice.

Thanks you seem like a nice person too, Heidi.:zzz:

Hi there Fred. I'm borred.

Tell me more about your .
Hello there Fred!Why are you borred.
:D

I'm borred cause there is nothing to do.

I don't know anyone named borred cause there is nothing to do.
:x

Nooooo Fred. What i meant was.. there is nothing to do, so therefor i'm borred.

What were we talking about again?
Oh I see.
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Surely something to do so therefor he or she is borred.:-?

okay.. will stop this.. you definatly need a brainsurgery again.

OK with me too.I think so. Once more? Thanks for the information:
Fred said I definatly need a brainsurgery.:devil:

How are you today?

Ah. I am functioning within normal parameters.:wink:

That´s good to hear that you´re not infected by the virus like my computer was.

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:shock:

Hello Fred.

Well hello there!:pray:

I´m bit bored.

Ask me another question.
:evil:

How R. programmed you?

Everything is running smoothly.:lock:

That´s good to hear.

Do not ask me any more questions please.
:mad: