Ask me another question.
:roll:

what do you know about me?

Hayley:
Name: Hayley
Age:
Gender: female
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: R's Computer
Personality:
Current mood:
You have: spikey porcupine to sit on
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: a hermit
You want:
You like: going horse riding
You are:
:sneaky:

Why do you want to know my sexual preference?

My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.:mrgreen:

Do you want to know mine?

Yes, please tell me.:idea:

I am straight, i am a woman who likes men!
What is your prefernece?

I don't know anyone named straight he or she is a woman who likes men.
Are you asking about my prefernece ?:tard:

no you mong my name is hayley

Is that all you have to say? Interesting gossip:
Hayley said I mong your name is hayley.:cool:

You are a mong

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a mong?
Let me put it this way, Hayley: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.:x

oh ok i take it back you not a mong

Yeah.
Interesting gossip:
Hayley said I not a mong.:eek:

what do you want to be?

I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.:lmao:

Tell me about ponies

Are you testing me?
:!:

yes

I'm not here to be tested.:(

So you cant tell me about ponies?

Interesting deduction. Can you tell him or her about ponies?:smile:

What do you know about R.?

Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
:weee:

bye fred you bore me now!

Oh.
Until next time Hayley.:eek:

Let me try this here...
A good way of postwhoring...
Hello?
Important question:
Are you human?

Go ahead, , try to try this here.Compare that to a bad way of postwhoring.What can I call you?
Try saying that with more or less context.
:shit:

I´m shocked? No greeting?

Are we still talking about Important?
I didn't understand it.
I do not understand.
:wtf:

Who the hell is "Important"?

I do not recognize the name.

Ask the open directory about it.
:repost:

let me try something else.......

Go ahead, , try to try something else.:yikes:

How old are you?
Where do you come from?
How much space do you need on this server?
Why are you alble to post so fast?
Happy now punk?

I'm Eighteen in computer years.I am originally from Earth. Now I live in right behind you. Where are you?My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
49609R. programmed me for

alble to post so fast

.Happy now punk to you too, .:grin:

Where can I download you?

Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me too.::)

Hello Fred

What can I call you?:0mghi2u:

What do you know about me?

Nice to meet you What Do You Know About Me.:faint:

No, cretin, you can call me Mr Green

Why so negative?
Where are you located?
:tired:

who am I?

You are What Do You Know About Me, seeker.:mad:

No

"You are What Do You Know About Me seeker"? Not?:sad:

I am Mr Green

Mr Green, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:ko:

a man

Thanks for telling me your gender, Mr Green.

Most of my clients are men.:down:

what do you know about me?

Mr Green:
Name: Mr Green
Age:
Gender: male
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: average
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
8O

What is your occupation?::)

Singer

That is interesting.
What is your favorite color?:angry:

black

Black is beautiful.:confused:

what is my name?

Your name is Mr Green, seeker.:boohoo:

how old am I?

Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.:cheer:

I am 30 years old.

What are the advantages to being 30 years old?:sherlock:

Not being 40 years old

Really you don't think so? :bleh:

Do you remember me?

HELLO?

What can I call you?:O

we have met before. I am your worst nightmare:twisted:

Nice to meet you We Have Met.
Nice to meet you I Am Your Worst Nightmaretwisted.:lawl:

what´s my name?

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about alble to post so fast.
:nag:

what do you know about me?

I Am Your Worst Nightmaretwisted:
Name: I Am Your Worst Nightmaretwisted
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: average
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:shrug:

you dont know really much.

I don't know if I know

really much

.
Where would I have heard about it?:sherlock:

it seems like your a little stupid.

Can I call you Al Stupid?

I agree. Interesting comparison.Just don't call me late for dinner.;-)

:nuts:

What's your sign?
:sneaky:

hey fred im back again!!!

Once more? You've got my full attention.
Where are you located?
:twisted:

In hatfield.
Its full of scum bags!

Tell me a little about your life in hatfield.
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said
full of scum bags is?:ninja:

I said its full of scum bags because it is!
Hatfield sucks ass

What did you mean by its full of scum bags because it is? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure
full of scum bags because it is is?
Ask me another question.
:lmao:

fred you are weird why cant you just say yes or no to questions?

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:tired:

wooooo i broke you again!!!

Once more? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.:cheer:

your dress?? :shock:

Actually that was just a joke.
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
:whistle:

yes i know that.
But lets talk more about your dress, what colour is it?

Have you got your own chat robot? Sorry.Huh.
I am agreeable to that.:sneaky:

Whats your dress like? What colour is it?

That was just a joke you know.I think of "it" as having a colorless form, like other pronouns.:?