OMG!!!
Heath Ledger died today :( :cry:
totally shocked!!!!

Bloody stupid users!

P.I.C.N.I.C. problem?

Completely ... some people really need to start using the brains they were born with.

LMAO dr who is airing on german tv now :?

Come to the conclusion that this Tracy Turnbald in the Original Broadway production of Hairspray is highly irritating and annoying :shock::shock::shock::shock: !!!!!!!!!!!

Who knew Torchwood is an anagram of Doctor Who! That's Doctor Who, rahter than Dr Who as first thought...that doesn't work...

:))

lol thats funny

R hasnt changed his avatar in an awfully long time

Tea tastes so much better out of a new mug! :))

Plastic surgery a birthday present?

Considered it since it seemed to work for you :))

Keep considering if I was you LOL

Where was your paper round, pmsl, don't tell Sean but that was funny!!!!

Although I did hear that when the surgeon saw what was underneath he did put yours back down again.

Beirut has nothing on the places I used to cycle through ...

That's because you didn't drink your soup out of it and forgot to rinse it yet ...

hope it snows

lesson in that rain, excellent

another coat fecking ruined...

Poo.

That is my thought of the day.

Nothing more.

Not Piglet?

Must do my tax return tonight.

Consider yourself officially moderated!!!

You are awarded 99 points out of 100 needed for permanent ban for using BAD language and assaulting verbally members of the forum!

Nope. And definitely not Tigger.

that was a really stupid way to hurt my leg and foot...

Have to stop kicking trucks, man...it doesn't work very well...

i better not say how i hurt my arm then

And stop punching women in pubs too...

Really do need to do that thing that Zina doesn't like me talking about.

thats a stunning new leather jacket i bought today......expensive but stunning

Is it white and has ruffles down the front???

99.1 points...I do appreciate our friendship...

Or green lol

I've never enjoyed doing not a lot so much!!

PMSL......

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

is andy the colonel K of the site??? hahahaha

more fun than a tax return

I hope so! I loved him as a kid, used to go hyper hwen he appeared in his little tv! :lol:

Eating coconut is more fun than a tax return, and I've not done that tonight either.

i'll take your word on that...

roobarb and custard had possibly the best theme tune of any cartoon... (apart from ulysseys)

That means i'm gonna have to make you do the tax return next week!

Thanks Jonty, that'll be da da da daa-ing round my head in the early hours of the morning now! :p

Nah, I'll do it at work in the morning :))

pleasure...

and here it is...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_rK4F1BaIQ

oh memories

explaining tonight should be fun tomorrow

the sheriffs a ding

youre a ding

Me too :(

Famous People who've taken a photo of the back of my head #1 Bill Wyman.

I just knew you had a good side

So the fact he hasn't taken a pic of you at all indicates you only have bad sides? :p

who? *scratches head*

im a ding? no no

you are

working on this since 4 in the afternoon....and still no end in sight....gotta be finished tonight though

the sheriffs a ding!

way too many thoughts to write them down :roll: :oops::lol: :twisted::lmao:

i was totally fecked last night... but i hid it well

well done you ... it´s an improvement to your last weekend sb performance ;)

nobody noticed it either...

mini's are much harder to work on than i remember....
still thats the first time its been driven in almost 2 years...

how come the only album i have on this phone is bat 3???

I noticed it but I was kind enough to ignore it...

bowling last night was big fun, but it´s big OUCH today!
whose idea was it to go out tonight as well??? mine?! oh, screw me :wall:

tomorrows gonna hurt big time

top tip...when lifting a car engine, its best to use a hoist

never mind. it is well worth it :mrgreen:

feeling good, actually feeling brilliant. can´t wait for evening to begin, yippiee. excellent!!! (now where does this enthusiasm come from!? :shock:)

working tomorrow damn it... and early too

not good, poor you. my sympathy!!

backs fecked now... alcohol will provide pain relief

that was very nice of my friend to remind me of the two gorgeous guys at the bowling alley right next to us... I´d almost forgotten about them.... shame on me! lol
not driving tonight, excellent. we´re gonna check out the new cocktail bar in town tonight, yippieee

that was very nice of your friend... have fun tonight

shame they were gay though :lmao:
will have, cheers! and ditto

oh boy... I´m gonna die in these shoes tonight lol
ewww, a typical women sentence... :faint: not good

yeah yeah yeah...typical women

got the email then I reckon lol
typical women... oh-oh...
errrrm, must be the cause of the alcohol (that I haven´t drank yet :?)

what email??

should've gone out... ahwell

:mrgreen: that was fun

I watched a programme today that was recorded last October on More 4 and there was an advert for Dukes Special's album in one of the breaks!!

fantastic.. i've never seen it advertised anywhere

Neither have i but i dont watch a lot on More 4 but it was from a while ago!!

should have been for "songs from the deep forest" i imagine (rerelease)

I think it was!! My friend isn't the most accomodating person otherwise i would've asked her to rewind it!!

its 2008... why the hell do i need to set a timer to record a programme... when 8 fecking years ago (or was it 9) it wasnt necessary.... only one company to blame.. fecking SKY..

I wonder how my boy's getting on... It's his first night away from home (only at Auntie Mel's house) without Mummy OR Daddy... Gotta get him used to it for when he goes on his school trip in June...

Rum... yummm

You should get Sky+, it's brilliant!!!!!!

Ah bless I bet he's having a great time!!

my friend.. sky + is shite... and IS the reason we're now about 9?? years behind in tv technology

I'm trying to get it but its taking so long!!

does rum match with 5 (or 6) pina collada and 2 martini?
guess I´ll find out later or tomorrow

actually sky + is very good... (but its still shite) ;)

I hope so... Gotta get up early to pick him up tho'... well I say early... before 10.30, she said.... lol...

So you can have a bit of a lie in then!!


JONTY THE OMEN IS STARTING!!!!!

excellent horror... older than me too

OMG how old are you?!!!

28

baby sitter should snuff it soon

Sometimes i feel old!! Although the first time i saw this film i was young enough that my Mum had to sleep in my room for a week afterwards cos i was so scared!! And no Michael i was not 25 at the time!!

your not old... ive seen this loadsa times from a very very young age... i love horrors, never used to scare me...

Told you, you said 34!!!!