Sorry to all: had to close the pub due to the illness in the family - Mr. Mousie has taken ill - doctors say it's mousiepox...so...he is all covered in pox and...something else...what is it??? Can't tell from where I sit but I can assure you it doesn't look pretty...

In any event...pub is open again and please stop by and have a drink on the house!!!

Ooops...I hear knocking on the ceiling...that insufferable mousie wants me to keep on bringing him chicken soup and sandwiches...mousiepox apparently didn't diminish his appetitite...gotta run get him some more soup...help yourselves to drinks of your choice!!!

OK, please, my special, and a greeting for Mr. Mouse; hope he gets over his pox soon.

One special White Russian coming up...will tell Mr. Mousie you have inquired...he's been laid up poor dear...but what an insufferable Mouse when sick...eck...chicken soup this...and chicken soup that...I hear him knocking on the ceiling again...gotta go...

Best wishes to the landlord, and it strikes me it's time to make those changes you've been thinking about mszee, while he's not about to object ;)

Hi, Hypnobabe...good to see you here....your best wishes will be promptly delivered...and changes are already all made...I have no idea how to make this place any better without it looking like it fell off the Mars.

Thanks for stopping by...it is landlord's wish that the place be kept open and alive until he comes back...so let's keep it going and rocking...

Drink of your choice on the house!!!

Cheers!!!

Za Vashe Zdorovye!!!

http://www.lasvegasbouquet.com/get-w...icken-soup.jpg

Hun...this is for you!!!

Best wishes to Mr Mouse from me....
hope to see him in here again soon..
I'm glad you keep the place running..
One coffee please...to early for something else..

Thanks landlady, I'll have a cappuchino with a red bull chaser please, need something to keep me awake today...

Caelan...will do...he should be up and about sometime this week...hopefully...

I was ORDERED to keep the place running by Master and Commander...i.e. Mousie...so...I carry on with pride.

One coffee the way you like it coming up!!!

One cappuchino with red bull chaser is right here, on the counter...

Interesting...both drinks are choice drinks of the landlady...we have to get together sometimes...I just wonder if those taste the same over there as over here...

Good to hear! .... can't decide what I would like to order..... maybe the landlady does have a suggestion for this time of day? (2 pm)

ANKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So good to see you here...landlord would be so pleased...he knows you were inquiring about him the other day and is very touched...

2 PM...how about some nice coke with ice? Or maybe cold iced tea is more to your liking? Can offer you also some Red Bull for energy boost.

How is the weather down there? Maybe something warmer is needed???

You're welcome ;) Good to hear Neil is feeling better :cool: :D He can be so proud on his wife for taking over business during this absence.

Well, it is quite warm over here, considering it is Holland we are talking about! So a cold ice tea would be just fine. An energy boast isnt a good idea (thanks for offering though) since I have to sit still for quite a while this evening, listening to someone telling about the work she does ;) :D

Well, I hope he gets better soon...I already have a full time job...now I have to work as a barmaid AND a stripper here AND take care of laid up Mousie...too much work for one person...

http://www3.uta.edu/dining/Images/Di...ed_tea_001.jpg

Here is your iced tea...hope it cools you off...

And here is your gun to shoot the person if they get too boring...

http://www.eptv.co.uk/vector/handgun.jpg

Does that have titanium night sights?

No....that's the one that came up first in Google search...but I am sure it's state of the art...as recommended by Google...

Would young lady like something to drink/eat?

Depends... can I get one of those with titanium night sights, a bucket holster with modified quick release and a matching ASP baton here? (Preferably on the quiet).
If so, yes please, I'll buy the seller a beer. :D

Ummm...madam...do you have a license to carry???

May I point out that mlukfc.com does not endorse or approve of the sale of weaponry on this forum or in any of the establishments resident on said forum.

That said, we do have a small stock of ICBMs, handguns and assault rifles which can be purchased for a small fee.

Ughhh...*hides all her ammunition*

Once a moderator...always a moderator...

What is your poison, senior...it's on the house!!!

I'm on duty, thanks ... makes note of attempted bribe ...

One drink, dear sir, bribe does NOT make...

May I please have one HK USP standard 9mm with titanium night sights, barrel mounted universal tactical light, and spare magazine plus pouch.

Any chance of the extendable ASP baton if I meet minimum bulk ammo purchase requirements?

Ma'am...if not buying anything here...please move on...