:twisted: *bangs on ceiling*

BRING ME SOUP :bicker:

I'm not a well mouse *swoon :doh: *

*Runs up and catches mousie...*

Here is your soup, dear...it's right there on the bedside table...all ready for you, darling...


(Interesting greeting after prolonged absense I might add - marriage isn't everything it was promised to be...)

Looks like Mr. Mouse needs some extra TLC for a while. :oops:

Have fun; will order later.

He can't smoke while ill...

(Trying to come up with some decent excuses)

And what happens in the bedroom...stays in the bedroom...

Oh, that's nice, that is.... my money has kept you afloat, one of your earthling leaders starts offering bargains, and *I* get turfed...??? :shock:

:roll:

:D

M'am...this here is a pub...not an armory????

Would you like something that actually is a food or drink???

Hi,

Can I have my special, please?

It is so nice that Mr. Mouse made an appearance today. Have missed him a lot. Didn't mean to pry with my earlier inquiry. What I meant was that men can be so difficult and demanding when they are sick; they need some extra TLC, and part of the TLC given can be a punishment for being so cranky, given later when they are well, :devil:

However you want to administer said punishment, :oops: or :devil: :lmao: :))

Punishment...at this point all I am thinking of is...get well soon already...you...mousie...you...

Since when?

And frankly, weaponry is food and drink to some of us, to deny us that right is akin to discrimination and will land thee afore ye olde Equal Opportunity board faster than ye can utter the phrase "justified genocide."

Humph.

Oh my dear lord...you must have had your breakfast elsewhere...did somebody do something untoward to your cereal???

Cheer up, mate...the best is yet to come...

Here...have a beer on the house...or do you need anything stronger?

Tis nothing wrong with my serial kil... :oops: I mean, my cereal....

A beer would be lovely, thank you. :D

Any chance of a chaser, please? ;)

*Puts down beer and a chaser on a counter*...

Here, Lotus...this is on the house...landlady is tired...

HA HA!!!

BOOOM!

*L96 grabs days takings and skedaddles....

(Oh, and thank your mother for the rabbits)

Sounds like you could use a break landlady... need a hand in the bar?

No previous experience unfortunately, but I'm a quick learner and have plenty of enthusiasm...

Is it too early for a drink?

Oh my mother died some time ago...but I will be sure to give her your message!!!

I am alright...but help yourself, why don't you...what's your pleasure?

NEVER too early!!!

Thats inviting trouble with me around lol :hic:

No trouble here...this is a peaceful place...except when we throw parties here...which is every night, of course...just taking a break while Guvn'r is laid up...

Whoo hoo... I'm gonna be p*ssed by 2.

Well, that's what we're here for...let's do that together...what's your pleasure???

Glass of white... hell leave the bottle

*Plops bottle of the best white wine in the house on the counter*...

Here you go...I, however, need something stronger this morning...

*Pours herself glass of neat Russian vodka*

Za vashe zdorovye!!!