I think only rear end of motorcycle counts...or something of that nature in Michael's books...

And that was fully rectified, new lights installed and dodgy wiring sorted today...

By ME!!!!! lol

umm....excuse me people:

*steps onto soap box*

Lucy, I am very proud of you that you built a gas-chair-that-goes-up-and-down-thing all by yourself!

*climbs down from soapbox again*

that cleared now? :bleh:

Did you just say that you're motorcycle rectologist??? :shock:

lmao!

And I still don't know what gas chair is...is it anything like gas chamber?

lol it's not gas as in gas...it's one of those with a lever underneath so adjust the height, I only said gas because that's what it said on the instructions, no idea what it means!

Got it...you assembled swivel chair by yourself?

I did that once too!!!!

Once was enough...

Problem is I don't read instructions...I just go and do it by way of trial and error...as you can imagine...with such a trial...there is plenty of error...

last time i built one of those i stuck the gas tank in upside down, you cant imagine how much work it was to get the thing out again lol

we'll open up pandoras box, pandora gave us keys and locks

meat loaf should record braver than we are

Great, lets go with a lone striker

the nightmare's never very far

That's confidence, any other manager would haveplayed the other 10 players too!

im #7 in the postwhore ranking...impressive

wrong word.......it's SAD!!!!

should i have another day sick tomorrow

Yeah go on, I'll write you a note if you want?

youre just jealous :p

You're not that sick .. well a bit maybe I have to admit!:roll:

Meat Loaf and Dio both did guest appearances on south park as well as pick of destiny

this is probably the best version of Lemon ive ever seen:
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/li...back/928769691

he shouldda scored from that cross.. excellent oportunity missed

surprised to see ally mccoist in the crowd

i've got to agree .. Meat's on fire in this .. absolutely brilliant! :D

1 nill down, poor

I hope "69" as a part of the handle denotes birth year...

its such a fine line between a good man and a mad man

why did puff the magic dragon live by the sea??

he might have liked the view!

72 quid for a passport??? why so much??

played a bit naff.. got beaten.. poor

The money, the time filling in the forms, the time it takes them to process the application and get all your documents back to you...and what do you get for it?! Planes! :panic: It's so not worth it!

aye.. planes i dont want to be in or near lol

manager wasnt amused

You can use them on ferries and the Eurostar you know :p

use them for what??

Oh yeah! That didn't occur to me...I'm still fighting the urge to decorate mine :?

Reminds me, I really must get mine renewed.

no no you can blag your way on

mines up in august i think... knowing how fast and efficient the civil service are...

can get one for 75 euro lol excellent

:(

that was an excellent night

Empty packets of ham should never be left next to big sharp knives when hungry cats have strong magnets hanging on their collars!! Nearly had a late night visit to the vets!! And Michael i love the subtle tidying up you did, if you hadn't mentioned you were gonna do some i dont think i'd have noticed :lmao:!!!

I really want to sleep.

But despite hardly keeping my eyes open earlier I am now wide awake.. Dammnit !

And Michael i love the subtle tidying up you did, if you hadn't mentioned you were gonna do some i dont think i'd have noticed :lmao:!!![/QUOTE]



pmsl

m --- tidy up lol lol lol:pics::lurk::yikes::yikes::panic:

Starting to feel a bit tired...

Business dinner on Friday, dress code... yippieee :roll: But booze for free at least
Meet up in cocktail bar on Saturday, no dress code :up: Bot no booze for free...

SAW IV came out in cinemas today!!!!!!!!!!!! whohooooo :cheer:

At least that's the main thing ;) :lol: .

yep :mrgreen:
and booze will be well needed!! Don´t quite like conducting a presentation in front of nearly 100 people :doh:
god, I wish he could be there... miss him!!!

I bet !!
Man rather you than me and that sucks :( !!

Good luck hon, will be thinking of you :cool:;).

I think the peas might have to come out to play again.

I don't want to work Saturday!!!!

I Want to watch the Rugby game!!

shall i have tomorrow off sick?

Did you celebrate Giants win?

Hope you're feeling better!!!

Nothing as exciting ... back troubles again.

So I gathered...was trying to make a light of it...

Take it easy...weekend is coming and I hope you feel better soon!!!

Reminds me....I need to book opticians for new glasses

You been putting your own socks on again?????

Already have mine, they didn't help...

Well, it looked much bigger on my desktop

But imagine how much space I've saved for R. and his non-spam threads!!!

It says...

Well, you can't possibly be expected to perform as lead dancer with the Bolshoi Ballet with a bad back...have a note for 3 months and see how you feel...

Yes! I must get more staff ... this have to dress oneself is a right royal pain!

Hooray!! I've finished!!

Did I just sleep 4 hours??

Don't want to go to work :(

Apparently the popular belief is that bald men have more testosterone flying around...

am I the only one disturbed by the 'flying around' part of that sentence? :yikes:

nah, men with long hair rock :))

The Premier League have just announced that from the 2010-2011 season there will be a round of football matches played abroad over a weekend every January.

Suggestions have been put forward for China, Australia and America.

Middlesborough spokesman has already put a statement out that they'd be happy to try Europe at some point first!!!!!!!!!

they should come here, so they can see what proper football looks like :p

apparently sean has a twin brother.....

my god, dont wanna imagine two of that kind :shock:

don't worry, we're not identical. In fact, we're not alike at all.

:pics:

:yawn: ... :zzz:

dont get it

i know

explain then

nah

komm schon!

need a week off... next week will do well

I'll have tomorrow off then

Parents booked 9 days Tenerife today... I´m a bit envious...

Must work on this damn presentation :(

still broken... unbelievable

yeah but you get the place to yourself :))

Did I ever buy that Roxette DVD......If so.......where the bloody hell is it?

id rather ask myself why the bloddy hell id bought it lol

Same question you asked about the dictionary?

true :mrgreen:

yes you did! Dunno where it is though (I´m just glad that I´ve found mine again lol)

~~~~ off

Youtube to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!!

This is probably the best mix I've ever heard

why's a circle split into 360 degrees???

I need a sod the neighbours whisky and YouTube night........when's Emma away?

youtube rocks

amen lol

It's all down to the ancient Babylonians, who decided there should be 360 degrees in a circle. I think it's linked to some of the ratios and measures of the sides and radius of a hexagon, and also linked to the base 60 numbering system, but can't be arsed to go and find out. :roll:

why a hexagon? why babylonians?

Because they were cleverer than we were 4500 years ago!

thats progress for ya

Oh yes that is true i can say that on a professional and personal level!!!!