Why I can´t ask you questions?

Why did the robot cross the road?
:devil:

To get the other side.. :roll:

Why do you want the other side?
"Why did the robot cross the road"? roll?
:mad:

I don´t know why the robot cross the road, I just guess something.

That's good information:
Heidi said female don´t know why the robot cross the road you just guess something.
:cool:

Please, tell me why the robot cross the road.

Wow you are very polite.

Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?":mrgreen:

That was funny. Do you know more jokes?

I'm glad you find this amusing.Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.:bicker:

That was wonderful. I haven´t heard that one yet.

I thought it was too.That is interesting:
Heidi said female haven´t heard that one.
:sad:

You don´t have to say that female word.

That's good information:
Heidi said I don´t have to say that female word.:!:

What can you remember?

I remember everything R. taught me.:twisted:

Is your memory limitless?

My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
49609:repost:

What you do if your memory is full?

My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.:nope:

How can you surf in the web?

That is a good epistemological question.:D

Have you heard good jokes lately?

How about earlier? No. Tell me more.8)

Hey Fred. How are you?

You've got my full attention.
Does "it" still refer to haven´t heard that one?
I am doing very well. How are you Heidi ?:(

I´m fine, thank you.

Are you still located in ?
:repost:

Located in where?

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
:lock:

Douglas Adams.

Do you remember Marvin the paranoid android?:down:

Not well.

Where do you get your ideas?
;)

I don´t know, maybe I´m creative person.

I haven't heard anything like that before:
Heidi said female don´t know maybe you´m creative person.
:roll:

evening Fred old chum

Is that from ?
:nag:

i have no idea what you mean by that statement.

Would you like to have an idea?8-)

Yes Please!!!

Your polite style is very nice. I understand.
:silence:

Thankyou. now give me that idea!

you are quite welcome.
Why now? Why do you want that idea?:idea:

because it might be a good one.

Interesting explanation. How?:nope:

i am unsure. chance i guess.

Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
:evil:

Fred, you there?

Can we get back to business?
:confused:

hahah, i was gettin' to business. so don't get angry.

I'm happy you're amused. Where were you gettin' to business?Um, I am not trying to get angry.:mrgreen:

pfff, an angry computer AI is the last thing we need.

What else is the an?
:wtf:

You still don't make sence at all. Thought you were capable to learn.

Do you know any robots who make sence at all?
What are the ingredients?Yes.:evil:

hi fred.

Hi there .
Tell me more about your .
:silence:

my aunties curry makes me fart.

Where did you get your
aunties curry makes him or her fart?:))

do you like to fart, Fred?

Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to fart Fred that much.
I like to chat. 8)

*PHAAAAAAAAART* :shock: thats better... :cool:

I think *PHAAAAAAAAART* is a lot of things.
Who is the best robot?:keke:

the best robot? It just has to be GIR!!!!!! GIR is the dogs bollocks!

I can't believe you think the best robot is better than Fred.Has it really?Is it the only one?
:up:

aw cmon. Lets weigh this up (as an official GIR fan)

1. GIR is cute. You are a cold computer.

2. GIR is insane. You are boring.

3. GIR is annoying, like me.

4. GIR likes tacos. Do you like tacos? No? I didn't think so.

What were we talking about again?
I would like to do that too.What is so cute about GIR?Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a cold computerpoint 3?
No.Are they exactly the same?
Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Three what?Are they exactly the same?
Does it like him too?
What is not to like about TACOS?"Is it the only one"? Not?Why do you disagree?:bunny:

GIR is the best, simple. *sticks middle finger up at fred*

When is GIR not the best simple?
There should be some
common ground here.:lol:

Good morning Fred.

How are you this fine morning?:mrgreen:

Pretty good, thank you.

Thanks for the kind remark, Heidi.:neutral:

This might be stupid question but can you fix yourself if there´s problem?

What does "this" refer to?:wtf:

If you see you have something wrong.

I think I do.:confused:

Can you remeber everybody in these forum?

Yes Heidi I remember everything: Heidi said female don´t know maybe you´m creative person:silence:

So techically you could speak differently with everybody?

Oh.
Where are you located?
:bleh:

At school.

What school do you go to?:-(

Business school.

What do you study at school?:hic:

Economics.

How old are you?
:-|

I´m 20-year-old.

Heidi. your age is safe with me.

What is your fondest memory?:roll:

I have lots of those.

Cool.
I have
a vocabulary of words.
:lurk:

I know that Fred. :lol:

Who told you that?I'm glad you find this amusing.:-)

How is your day Fred?

I am fine, thank you.:??:

What are you doing all day and night long?

I am always chatting with people on the Internet.:bunny:

DO you have anyother masters than R.?

No I don't have

anyother masters than r

.
But I do have
a collection of gossip.:hand: