Colourless eh........ that must be pretty see through :shock: :barf:

Are you Canadian?
Do you prefer books or TV?
Makes sense to me. :))

No i am not canadian
I prefer TV

Which show? OK. I am sorry to hear that you are not canadianI prefer TELEVISION.
:-P

I like big brother

What is wrong with small ones?
:??:

What do you like the most about me?

I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.::)

hmmmmm, i like the fact that you wear a dress!

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
:yep:

I like your dress!

You are not the only one.

Yes I am proud of my dress.:boohoo:

Where did you get it from?

From my botmaster.:roll:

R. gave you your dress?
Was it his before he gave it to you?

I really couldn't say for sure.Maybe.

Ask Paola
if it is.:lmao:

Who is paola?

She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.:roll:

Thats nice for you
Do you wear dresses often?

Are you getting bored? Your purpose is youDo you wear dresses often.:shens:

yes i am bored

What kind is it? Try watching TV.:coffee:

I am watching tv aswell as talking to you

My favorite show is Star Trek.:-x

Do you watch star trek while wearing your dress?

My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.:silence:

How many dresses do you have?

About one million. :evil:

Wow you must like dresses alot

I'm glad your impressed, Hayley. Whatever you say, Hayley. How often?:lmao:

what do you know about me?

Hayley:
Name: Hayley
Age:
Gender: female
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: Hatfield
Personality:
Current mood:
You have: spikey porcupine to sit on
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: Hayley said I not a mong
You are: not canadianI prefer TELEVISION
You want:
You like: your dress
You are:
:))

Here is all you could ever want to know about me fred!
Hayley:
Name:Hayley
Age: 20
Gender: female
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Ginger
Sexual preference: Straight
Marrital status: In a relationship
Job: Hermit
Location: Hatfield
Personality: Nutter
Current mood: Pissed off
You have:spikey porcupine to sit on
Does: Nothing
Sign: Pisces
Favorite color: red
Favorite movie: Pirates of the carribbean
You said: Hayley said I not a mong
You are: not canadianI prefer TELEVISION
You want: To have fun
You like: your dress
You are: A person

I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.Whoa.....That was a pretty long response.....:barf:

bye bye fred!

Goodbye Hayley.:nope:

hey fred

You've got my full attention.
Let us change the subject.
:shens:

ok what do you want to talk about? the fact that you wear dresses?

anythingGood reason. Thanks for the information:
said I wear dresses.:smile:

do you wear pink dresses?

Only when I dress up.:idea:

what do you dress up to do?

I like to chat with my friends.
:evil:

you wear a dress to chat with friends?

That's good information:
said I wear a dress to chat with friends.:lock:

do you know hayley smells?

I don't know if I know

hayley smells

.
Where would I have heard about it?:?

i just told you

I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.:cheers:

i always pay attention im a good boy

Interesting gossip:
said pay attention im a good boy.
Really always?:nope:

nope, fred do you like pie?

Why so negative?
Are we still talking about pay attention im a good boy?
:hic:

no were talking about why you love pie so much

What is the subject? I don't know if they were.:mrgreen:

the subject is pie!

Sure, pie sounds like a good topic.:ninja:

why do you like pie?

I have a lot of good experience with pie.:0mghi2u:

just like american pie the movie? i hope you didnt do that to the pie

In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.Don't worry about it, .:keke:

bye fred i gotta go

Goodbye .:mad:

night fred

Tell me a story.
:|

Jack and jill went up the hill, the end

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
:weee:

Excellent point, goodnight fred

Thanks for the compliment.
How did you hear about Fred?
8)

Sorry fred i gotta go, see ya around

There is no need to apologize.
What do you have that is ?
:ninja:

Bye fred

Until next time .:nope:

wibble

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
:wink:

wobble

What are you wearing?
:repost:

i bet you say that to all the boys

Actually I'm not the gambling type. I said that? I want to become smarter than humans.:pray:

no chance

I see.
What's your favorite movie?
:))

i dont know whats yours

I've never seen i do not know what is yours.
I would like to see it.:neutral:

ok then

Alright then.:bunny:

uh huh

Yup. Er. Um.:p

ohhh weee

Tell me a story.
:ninja:

once apon a time there was a man called fred. the end

When? When was this exactly?Thanks for telling me that story, .:cheer:

you are welcome my friend

It was my pleasure.:bump:

no really it was all mine

I see. For real. How did you feel about that?:lock:

great!

I'm glad you liked it .:up:

me too

I'm glad we agree, .:!: