A - Put her on display at some amusement park or zoo. :)

Q - What topic is vaguely related to biology, interesting, slightly unusual and I can do as a five minute talk/debate? :?

A. Airhead

Q. how many moons does the Earth have??

ahhhhhhhh! I'm touched, Keab! :oops:

A. The earth has several million moons, just so tiny no one can see them.

Q. Is my teacher stupid for saying the more people are screaming, the least pain they are in?

Yes she is.



am i a sad sack for liking my work on the tills at tesco?

yes.

Q. why are machines annoying?

A - It's part of a plot to drive the entire human race insane so they can take over and turn us in to dribbling slaves!

Q - What's the weather going to be like this weekend in the welsh mountains?

A. Wet, rainy and windy. It's wales.

Q. Am I an idiot?

NO

You as sane as the rest of us












What can I get Hubby for Xmas????

How much have you got to spend? I think a great present would be to recreate your first date (if you can!) and show him how much you love him by writing down everything you feel for him in a poem or love letter...

Or you could just get him socks.



Work is soooo boring at the mo...shall I buy a monkey?

NO - stick with a hamster










What can I do today - I'm bored - have an infectious eye virus - so can't go anywhere till tomorro 8O

FED UP!!!!!!!!!

Just sit and do nothing. Play monopoly by yourself and act all sorry for yourself.

Q. I have pins and needles in my foot that is in plaster. What canI do????

A. Stab your foot with a ruler.

Q. My mate sam is sittin next to me and she keeps tryin to bite me what should i do?

A: Out your teeth in and bit back :lol:

Q: Where is the Love?

I don't know, it certainaly ain't in me!

Q. Why won't the radio play any decent songs yet?!?

http://music.uk.launch.yahoo.com/launchcast
Create your own radio station. If anyone wants to listen to mine, my username is jenna300987.
Knock yerself out :wink:



I hardly survived three hours of tesco today...HOW AM I GONNA SURVIVE 8??????

Like the rest of us have to endure 8 hours of work (or more) - you just get on with it & think about the wages at the end of the month :cry:









Has anyone seen any robins yet ???

No, I don't go to the bank 8O

Is it ok to cheat on your partner??

absolutely NO! Love is meant to be a special gift for two people to share with achother and no one else, gerry.

Q. Do you love me? :(

Of course I do em...



I need some advice...I have a mole on my arm that has changed colour and size and im not sure what to do...do I leave it to calm down or go to the hospital cos I've been told to leave it and its worrying me a bit.

Go to hospital. Could be skin cancer, but go anyway and have it checked out. Could be anything, but prevention is better than cure.

Q. Is Gerry a madman or just a nymphomaniac?

No, hes just a slut.... (sorry Gerry, I luv ya really)

Shall I snog TheBloke or not? I really cant decide

A: Why not...!!! :oops:

Q: Wot's the most adventurous thing you've ever done :lol:



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Hmm difficult, skateboarding and going down this huge ramp, or just climbing down from my mums top floor flat to the ground floor via the balconies.




Evil stepmums, should they get away with being evil or do they need a good slap?

Hi Keb...reckon I know you by a different name on my site :) (but maybe wrong- meat loaf cd clock...beat loaf ring any bells?)

Anyway, your question: Absolutely, Yes (including a few of mine) :twisted: My dad's had more wives than Henry the VIIIth

So Q: If you could do any job, what would it be :??:

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Andrew W
Keyboardist & Music Director

http://www.fromparadisetohell.com
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Keb - Slapping your stepmum could get you into trouble - rise above it - if you can :(







airhead - he's both :wtf:







Anyone got Sims 2 & is it any good?