Does a pretty mean Shakin Stevens impression

Walks on crutches...POOR...

Is replacing Joan Rivers on the red carpet at next years Oscars

What year were you born in??? She hasn't been there for ages...

Is Joan Rivers illegitimate daughter

Hasn't cut her toenails in years.

Has a toenails fetish

all the more reason to replace her

Looks EXACTLY like his avatar and has the same attitude

made 28 million dollars last year from selling american people shares in aleprechaun making company

Has no road-sense.

Just has no sense

Buys nose drops in bulk

is still waiting to lose 3 baby teeth

tried to send George Clooney a vietnamese pot bellied pig

Has no sense of humour:p

Lost all his teeth in his last Bank robbery before RAH

Can't eat three shredded wheat.

Shreds wheat just to be able to eat it...

will the on the next 'Got Milk?' poster

RUNS when he hears "Send in the clowns"

is masking her own childhood traumas in relation to circus clowns by trying to convince others that they have that same fear

Was fired from Barnum Circus for trying to perform on all 3 rings simultaneously...

Tried to shoot me out of a cannon (had nothing to do with the circus)

Is Spartacus.

Looks EXACTLY like Kirk Douglas in Spartacus...and is of about the same age