:faint:

Hun...I think I need...ummm...what is it called again???

Oh yeah....:shock: :shock: :shock:

No no, a "sledgehammer". Large, unwieldy implement, useful for solving computer issues.

Given I didn't get any form of sledgehammer *or* my drink, is the B&B refusing service? :shock:

Weak tea please, milk, two sugars :cheers:

*THUMP*

Hypnobabe passes out from dehydration....

Me thinks landlord has sampled too many of his wares...:zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

One drink for Lotus - sorry, dear...no sledgehammers in the Pub...forbidden by Council Rules and Regulations (See that huge book on the table in the corner???) :twisted:

One weak tea, milk and 2 sugars for Jan...:D

And, Hypnobabe, dear dear Hypnobabe...sorry for the neglect...Here is your red bull!!! :oops:

Did I take care of everybody???

And for every lovely lady...

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Please come again!!!

Thanks very much mszee... take one or two for yourself, my lovely...

Thanks...can use a drink...had to come back from the holiday...

Landlord is indisposed again...

Too much of...:cheers: :hic:

:evil:

gimmee gimmee a drink b4 midnight :shock:

*Looks at her watch...*

Whew...just made it before midnight!!!

Here is your drink!!! :D

*The clock strikes midnight and Cinderella promptly turns into a pumpkin*

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*pops in for a quick drink*

one beer please hun..:cool:

take care:D

Quick beer coming up!!! :twisted:

that was quick beer what is it..give me another:twisted:

Taking a break from my other job...that's why quick...

Here is another one - this one on the house!!! :lol:

thanks hun..
have one of those quickies yourself:D

now I gotto go working again...:roll:
some stupid thing someone invented..doing the dishes..:mad:
I think someday I only buy plastic plates..:twisted:

Dishes??????? :shock: :shock: :shock:

What's dishes???? :wtf:

There is definite advantage to working in a VIRTUAL pub...:devil:

Could i get a Malibu, don't know if i want coke with it tho:shock:

Well, Benny...make up your mind...

Still and all...may I see some ID??? :sherlock: :nag:

can i have cola/ameretto mixed please??????? i need it.... :twisted:

OMG...:shock:

Here you go...:D

Cola/Amaretto mixed with a double shot of espresso!!!!

Now we can chat all night...:lol:

May I please have a beer, two vodkas, and some heavy duty painkillers? Thank you.

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And all this cheerfully delivered too!!! :D :D :D

Please, how about one of my specials, while I finish up here, and head home to seclusion away from the heat.

Thanks a million.

Sorry...still have to clean around here...

Here you go...

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Beer, vodka and Codeine, in unlimited quantities, please.

a black coffee please..that will do for now.. I hope..:D