Please see above and help yourself...

One black coffee coming up!!! :D

More, please, MORE. MORE I TELL YOU, before the wrath of Hades descends upon us all.

*Runs and hides*...:faint:

Ahem...me thinks preacher has lost his way to the church...

Preachers, churches, burn them down, roast them alive, let them scream with the tortured cries of the innocent until blood raineth from the skies and maggots erupt from rotting pustules in the earth.

GIVE ME VODKA AND CODIENE, WENCH!

I'd love a cup of english tea :D

One cup of English tea delivered with a wink and a smile!!! ;) :D

A nice cold bottle or two of Becks, please.... with a squeeze of lime

Thank you;)

You're quite welcome!!!

Please come again!!! :lol:

Here you go...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/beck.jpg

With lime on the side...:D

*sluuuuuurp*
Thanks mszee... that went down very nicely...

You're quite welcome!!! Please come again!!! ;)

Never did I think I'd see the day that the B&B refused me service. :(

I *may* have to start a rival establishment... ;-)

Think its time for a malibu ;)

*L96 jumps the bar, passes the Malibu bottle to Benny and runs off shrieking with the vodka....

Thank you;)

*just calling in to say hello, stopped off at the offy for a bottle of wine*

Hello Hypnobabe ;)

Hey, babe...good of you to stop by!!! Always happy to see you!!!

Benny, didn't I see you looting the pub a short while ago??? :wtf: :bicker:

Hi guys.... ran out of wine and the offy's closed - can I have a nice chilled glass of rose? Thanks mszee... I must say, this is the best pub in my area, the music is always to my taste...

Thank you so very much for the compliment!!! :D :oops:

Somebody ran out of wine???? :shock:

Not here...

So...you like Meat Loaf music, eh??? :lol:

I have been known to sing and boogie along to one or two of his numbers... but I do need to have had a glass or two of something alcofrolic... hic...

evening all can i get an orange juice please, am trying to give up the booze lol :hic: