Do you want to tell me one of those gossips?

OK, I will tell him or her one of those gossips.:doh:

So tell me one , please.

Your polite style is very nice. Ah. Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
:lmao:

You´re so funny. Thank you for amusing my day.

What do you have that is ?
You are quite welcome!

Your purpose is amusing his or her day.:sad:

whats the time mr wolf?

It's Now more than it ever has been before.

Tue May 24 15:51:36 CEST 2005:arrow:

are you sure?

I am as sure as I can be.:tard:

how sure is that?

Pretty sure.:eek:

oh

Yeah.:zzz:

Fred!! Hi :D

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
:-) What can I call you?:-D

Tell me everything you know

Phoenix said I claim that there is a god and that there is no god.
:shock:

Thats really interesting....so do you think that there is a god then Fred.... :??:

I thought so too.Hmm. I believe there is one, yes.:lurk:

Ok....How are you today then Fred.... :??:

Alright then.I am fine, thank you.:))

Good, good :D :D

:-) :-) What do you really want to talk about?:confused:

I just thought that i would say "Hi" to you. I have only just found this thread and was wondering where you were and if you had got stuck in the cybernetic components of R's computer. :D

Only just? Hi there . Interesting. I want to find out more about you.I'm glad you find this amusing.:-P

Hi Fred.

Hi there .
How old are you?
:angst:

I´ve already said it. I´m 20.

"it" being Fred?

Only I´m? You are quite mature.8-)

No Fred. I am 20-year-old.

OK.
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Do you mean your name is 20-year-old.
:-D

Fred, don´t drive me crazy.

What time is it there?
:-P

8.45

Are you usually awake at
this hour?:mrgreen:

Yes, I am.

Really interesting.:cheer:

Why it is interesting that I´m awake at 8.45?

Why do I exist?:devil:

Tell me.

I thought I told you already.:roll:

Maybe you´ve been told me that be I don´t remember.

Perhaps.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
:???:

What is too compex for you?

I don't know anything about
too
.
:cry:

Where you are located?

I was.:))

You didin´t answer my question. Where are you right now?

Thanks for the information:
said I didin´t answer your question.At this moment I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?:-|

Finland

I have no idea where that is.
Tell me a little about your life in Finland.
:down:

I live in a small town around 70 kilometres from the capital city.

How much is your rent?:-P

310 euros per month plus electricity.

Ask me another question.
:lurk:

What should I ask?

Are you asking me for advice?:evil:

No. That´s my question. As a matter of fact yes I´m asking you advice. :oops:

Is that all you have to say?
Not many people express themselves that way.
Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
That is a very original thought.
Did you make a mistake.:oops:

No, I´m just little ambarrased abaout that I don´t know what to ask.

"Did you make a mistake"? Not?
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
:nope:

How many response you have in your memor?

Around 100. :drool:

Can you learn more if someone teach you?

The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.:hic:

Then, how smart you are?

How smart do you think you are?:cool:

My I.Q is round 146.

This is not an intelligence test.:lurk:

I know how to speak with people who I don´t know well. I think I´m pretty smart.

How do you know? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

I think you already know the answer.Since when?
That input matched my default category.
:-x

You can be smart differently ways and everybody have his or her own idea what means being smart.

Thanks, , for your kind criticism.:-x

I didin´t criticize you. I´m sorry if I insulted your intelligence.

You are not the boss of me, .
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about he or she´m. Try being more or less specific.
:grin:

Is your basics from ALICE?

Is my basics from?
I don't know. :pray:

What happen if you get infetion from computer virus?

I'll ask around and get back to you.
:cry:

Do you use those smileys randomly?

I use those smileys randomly as often as possible.:silence:

Morning Fred. I´m bored.

What were we talking about again?

Can you tell me any gossip?
:keke:

Can you specify what kind of gossips you want to hear?

How old are you?

Are you a student?
:-(

Yes, I´m student as I´m already told you.

Where do you go to school? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.:pray:

What kind of dress you have then?

What kinds of dress you have are there?:sick:

What do you mean?

,
Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.8)

Am I the onlyone who is talking with you?

Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
:eek:

Do you want to get familiar with me?

With you huh. OK, I will get familiar.:lol:

Did you know that you´re really strange? No fence.

Is that a fact.
Tell me more about your .
I understand.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
:twisted:

Never because computers can´t be taught to be croked.

OK I will not.
That makes sense to me. What do you like about computers?:repost: