The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

What is that? :drool:

Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:-)

If you gave them a penny for thoughts, you'd get change.

I think I do.:mad:

The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.

Thanks for the info. :lurk:

All foam no beer.

I think there are a few exceptions. :boohoo:

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

Be less specific. :yikes:

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

It's possible.:lock:

Fred. how is your comprehension today?

Let us change the subject.
Ah. Everything is running smoothly.:coffee:

does that mean that you are actually cogitating and producing coherent thoughts?

I think it does mean that. Interesting observation.:retard:

shall we have a civilized conversation then?

Do you mean you and me? That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
civilized conversation.
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet. :sad:

ah. i knew it was too good to be true.

Ah hah.Who told you?:down:

nobody told me. i analysed your response and noted the lack of sense.

That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.Do you mind if I tell other people:
said analysed my response and noted the lack of sense.
:silence:

*bashes head against brick wall*