:twisted: Well I must admit there IS a possibility of it :roll:
Luckilly so far my customers have only been known to go into the odd 10 week coma at the worst :up:

Here you go madam :hic:

Enjoy :mrgreen:

I won't have anything.
Just read the label on these pills and it says no booze for a fortnight :(

Hope someone's driving you home, Claire; if need be, *hic*, you can share my cabbbbbb....:hic: :cheers:

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz........... *hic*

'Scuse me? Did someone say somefin'? VRG, I luuuuuurrvvveeee yoooooooooou.......... Did I ever tell you, you're my besht frendddd..... *hic*

Tht'sh newws to meeee, *hic*; Hayl's commin; se if she's cmmminnng wiht ussss?????? *hic*

:twisted: Hmmmmm, I just noticed something weird on the CCTV....

Well we do NEED someone to change the barrels when we're busy :roll:

yeh u cna shrae my caaab if ya want lol it will hvae to bbe acheap one tho!!!!:hic:

:twisted: Now THAT is a bitch :evil:

You'll have to make do with a coke mate :sad:

I can't help thinking that if that's the new cellarman, there are going to be lots of ladies helping change the barrels....

Hmmm... a cheap cab that's got to go from Cambridge, Uk, to Manhattan.... that'll be an interesting ride :lmao:

*hic* Hayley... I luuuuuurrrrrvvvveeeeeee yoooooooooo toooooooo.....
*Hypnobabe starts to sing very off-key and with completely indistinguisable words*

im onlyyy an horu and a bit frim cambbberridge so nooot ot bad aty our end lol
I luuuuuuuuuurrrrrvvvvvvveeeeee yooooooooooooooo toooooooooooooooooo *joins in with the singing*

*follows the cellarman applicant with landlord to the basement; sounds of tumbling are heard above Hayley's singing*.

*Landlord and applicant help vrg up the stairs.*


Thaaanks soo muchh, *hic*; you two go cabbb yourslfs; I'f got a ridee wiht this real coooool felloo heere, *hic*. :heart: :heart:

:twisted: But Bob the new cellar dude has gone the brewery for me.

Who the hell's down there then? :shock:

Then...wheree's that gorgeous fellowww thatish just was heree????

He's takinggg me homeee. *hic*

:twisted: *Takes a look down the cellar stairs*

OH NO :doh:

RATTSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what the hell you doin down here?

You been sucking the beer taps again :evil:

errrrrrr, sorry about this Ginny, but I think you're about to discover that those Loaferettes are leathal in more way than one :roll:

Let's just say that "beer goggles" are very, VERY mild compared to Loaferette telescopes :wtf:

Never heard my cousin Rattsy discribed as gorgeous before :faint:

*As Landlord helps vrg to the waiting cab*


...buuttt wheeere thaat *hic* gorgeous! applcat; heee was herrre, IIi tellllyouuuu; I knoowww I saww himmm....



*everyone shakes their head - another loaferette victim!*

OH vrg how could u!!!!
http://media.mlxxfc.net/rattsy2.jpg
:lmao: :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

anyways guys im off to sleep off my loaferette nighty night all!!!!

*Peaks into the pub, gets scared and runs away....*

Who the feck is THIS??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

:twisted: You're one to talk Hayley.

That bloke you been eying up the last half hour?
The one you been pestering me to tell you his name?
The man you say could be "The ONE"?


HE, is a HAT STAND :wtf:

Me thinks I have been replaced...oh goodie...now I can be served too...

Landlord!!! Oh Landlord!!!

*Knocks on the bar*

:lmao: well that would explain why he wasnt very talkative and i thought it was just my loaferette breath lol

:twisted: Good evening darling :mrgreen:
Come in and make yourself comfy.
Hayley's new bloke will take your coat :nuts:


:lmao:

Wow ...... this place is still open? And look .... my comfy corner is still there :) *Settles down in it*

*Shaking with laughter*...

Good evening, love...*smooch*

It's been a hell of a day...:evil:

Good to be home finally :heart: