HAHAHAHAHAHA....
NO problem babe... Will keep it in mind..

whohooo
it´ll be my first long trip with my new car in a few minutes :weee:

and there´s no speed limit on the motorway :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
already packed the car with loads of meat cd´s :whistle:

POETS day!!!!!!

Just working out how much Meat tour in May is going to cost me...if anyone wants any artwork or anything remotely craft-like doing for them, please pay me to do so!! :up:

Actually, we use the Premier League lists to see when newcastle play arsenal, chelsea and man u so we can snicker evilly!:twisted:

Do you do windows *holding her breath*....????

Cool! The autobahn! (spelling?!)
Have fun! Go like a bat out of hell!

As in glass?! Er...no! But I'll do you a fabulous hanging so you can't see whatever problem you have lol

Ummm...THAT I've learned to do a long time ago...

Argh...oh well...:cool:

Artwork!!

Well, if you could run off a large installation for this art trail in the park, and the local Lively Ladies group want a quilted square (8" x 8") for the community anniversary quilt. And we mustn't forget I promised the vicar a wooden boat (3' x 1' x 3') for the straw pulling at the village fair. Then i need a decent sized abstract piece for the living room wall. Oh and a fancy pattern for etching on the new bathroom door.

If you could knock that up in the next 2 weeks or so then I will make sure that you have all the slightly out of date Quality Street you can eat on the tour!

Knock anybody up would be faster...takes about what...30 seconds or so...

45 seconds of ecstasy and lifetime of suffering...

Enfant Perdu

The position is vacant - the wounds dehisce
the first falls - the other step into his shoes
yet i fall unconquered - and my weapons
they aren´t broken - only my heart break


(from Heinrich Heine Enfant Perdu-german poem)

*chokes on cuppa*

Zina! I am spoken for. I am not discussing "knocking up" of Lucy or anyone on the forums thank you very much!"

Did I say to knock up Lucy or anybody else on the forum? By you? :shock:

God forbid...:oops:

Was just posting my thoughts...*stuck out tongue*

Actually, was remembering my first trip to London...

This old lady asked a guide to wake her up in the morning...

Guide...a young man said...

Don't worry, luv...I'll knock you up in the morning...

The bus went deadly silent..............................

Chris - if out of date Quality Street will cover my tickets, train fares, flights, hotels and general living then I'll do all the artwork you want!!! Otherwise...

And for the record, I am not now, nor am I ever, planning to be "knocked up" !

mani fuori è mine

Nobody speaks English anymore...geez...

Some of us are cunning linguists ;-)

That's the name of our pub quiz team.

...you're from Yorkshire love!

That doesn't stop me being able to speak a number of languages over and above Yorkshire Dialect and English does it :twisted:

OK...let me explain...

I do NOT...and I repeat...do NOT...understand certain regional dialects of the great United Kingdom...especially when those dialects a p*ss drunk...

Is this Eye-talian???