Is that potato chips???

Oh dear...I think you need another drink...

Landlord...please give Rockette your new special!!!

I sincerely hope so!!!

What do you call them in Australia?

I have such a problem playing word game with UKers...:roll:

Don't understand half of what they are saying...

Potato chips here too, but hoping his hands were clean by the time he offered them around. (falls off bar stool)

Bwahahahahahahhaha...................................

I haven't thought much about that...he hadn't offered to me...so not much to say here...:-P

:twisted: Let's just say that scampi fries have a bit of a smell of FISH about them :roll:

The guy got turned down.
He stuck his hand in a bag of SF.
He waved his hand under his friends noses.

Do I need to draw you a picture? :lmao:

I see...

:twisted: But they do taste pretty good :mrgreen:

I am sure they do...

Potato chips with fishy smell???

Do they go well with scouse???

Quick! A quadruple Rum and Coke! I just got an electricity bill from hell. The idiots have mistakenly overcharged me by $1,000.00. Got a soft sofa I can crash on??????

Oh my god...of course...sit down right here...this is outrageous!!!

And here is your drink!!!

Ok. That one is gone, need another, thanks. Jeesh! They say they will correct their mistake, but I have to wonder if they will pay the funeral bill now.

Unlimited supply of drinks here...sorry, took a break...

They won't pay funeral bill...so no need to die...

Yes, well the least they can do is buy me a new blood pressure metre. The other one just broke under the strain. Just need another 6 drinks and I will be okay again. Keep 'em coming.

6 more drinks coming up...

It's getting late here...I am off to bed...

Good night and take it easy!!!

*Bleeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!*

I'm seeing treble, and only out of one eye, my legs have stopped working and I appear to be lying in a rather large puddle of vomit.... DO NOT let me have another one of those Loaferette things....
*Hypnobabe turns her head a faint splashing sounds are heard*

:twisted: They really are THAT good ain't they? :mrgreen:

:twisted: Of course :mrgreen:

In fact Bob has just restocked the bar for me :D
Such a helpful chap :mrgreen:

You just missed him too :lol:

to bad I've missed him..Would love to meet him sometime

*Hypnobabe plonks herself down on a barstool, still looking faintly green*

Glass of water and a packet of aspirin please, with an alka seltzer chaser... Groan...

Alright, people...

Had to run down here during my lunch break...landlord is indisposed...and has to spend some time in arcade...I mean...in bed...

In any event...hello to everybody and by magic...all your orders are filled now...

Not much time for conversation but I love you all!!!

:heart:

beer beer beer :roll:

Here you go...:D

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How's everything today? ;)