yes please

:twisted: OK OK OK OK OK, i'll get you a drink

no no, no alcohol in ze house for me aswell

can I have coffee instead please???????

:twisted: Tea, coffee, either way is doable :coffee:

soemthing better left unspoken, like the song of the leaves on a dying tree

anyone up for CHAT?

~~~~~~s have taken DS9 off

ds9 sucked so badly

its actually the only star trek i liked

so what do you think about that then?

He´s cheating .... tut tut....:twisted:

i'm not

Lost at bowling, better sneak up for a practise before the next one!

well, I hope so, but actually I didn´t mean you

street lethal

Another day another dollar.........

they aint no use to you in this country!!

thats sorted then...gonna do it this afternoon

Time for breakfast.

If they give me any more wheelie bins I'm going to have no garden left!

mini swimming pools?

That wouldn't be hard with the size of your garden lol

lol ... could turn them into diving pools for all my little friends


As if the parking situation isn't bad enough on the street at the moment, it'll be even worse come bin day with all of these on the road side too!

Mind you, they do look slightly more impressive outside than the old man Honda lol

:twisted: Skype no longer runs on anything but windows 2000 or XP apparently :shock:

Yeah I know ... which is why I'm hassling the council to get it moved so I can get the Type R back where it belongs :p

You mean you do?????

havent gotten one single word of todays Andy/Michael conversation...

That's because it ain't song lyrics lol

You're possibly the lucky one. :))

alright people....formatting my harddisk and setting up windows new now......hope Ill survive this lol

:twisted: Windows ME.

I had a brief 6 month fling with that........did they ever get around to debugging it lol

works fine for me on Vista :shrug:


Why did I agree to this?? Nono, actually why did I even come up with half the plan for tonight :doh:...

i have it on vista too,works ok

i have windows and skypes working ok

lol which windows do you have??


I've got vista and it works fine, maybe it just doesnt think anyone wants to speak to you Neil :twisted:

:lmao:

Thinks or knows for a fact?

Sorry, couldn't help myself...

:silence::whistle:

I can't get it installed on my double glazing!


Points awarded for cracking the obvious joke :lmao:

:twisted: Which is?

i have windows xp

I thought your joke was lol

Well, you got some points at least...if you get a 100 you will get a special prize!!!

Hun, it runs on XP, it doesn't run on ME which is what Neil has - they are a bit outdated...

alright everything went well....totally forgot how fast my pc was lol

:twisted: No, see i'm still not getting the "obvious joke" part, which is a shame as I really like funny jokes and would hate to miss out, so could someone be kind enough to explain :D

nearly twice as fast as before, excellent

No, not really...

If it has to be explained then it can't be that obvious really :lmao:

So poiints deducted again, sorry Anji!

to be honest i really couldn't give a f*ck what make my computer is as long as it works thats all that matters to me

tut tut

Yeah...

hello

hi

shouldda gone to the match... 3-0 up at half time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

germany vs switzerland?

its 3-1 and we scored all 4 lol

lol

any booze tonight ?

4-1 and we scored all 5

we're not brazil, we're northern ireland

we won 4:0

whos NI playing against?

georgia

heidwig and the angry inch is on film 4 tonight for anyone who wants to see the original version of the song meat did on chsib album

cant rem the name of the song.. and cant be arsed going to look

so it was all a bit pointless then eh? ;)

that was a fab time!!! so enjoyable! perfect company, tasty cocktails and an amazing movie :D

Tear Me Down

Nothing new for Off Topic really :))

to anyone whos fed up using three instant messengers at a time: try installing "trillian", very handy little programme

YES.. thats it, well done

i was born on ze other side

how do we get you to go back then? :twisted:

Maybe if we all close our eyes and wish hard enough it'll happen?

:lurk:

i don´t mind pretending you are mine

feck sake i´m posting lyrics :shock:

what are we watching?

That really spooked me! :shock:

******* ****** *******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:? shall i or shouldnt I?

is it good that the whole house is vibrating?

Baby we can't talk all night...but that ain't getting us nowhere...

Did I say that??? Did I say that???

don't we have to click his heels together three times and say "there's no place like home" or something?

We need to kill the wicked witch of the West first and steal her ruby slippers...at least that's the rumor I've heard...

That only works if we want to go back to ze other side.

Remind me again who the most western and witch like figure is on this forum????

You're British and were here longer...you do the math...

Why do I always have to do your work for you???

Ahem....

OK! Guilty of a blonde moment!

Anyway, I'm not going near his feet ... you never know where they've been!

Now I am completely ash blonde (I prefer THAT to platinum blonde)...who's HE and his heels???

It all just gets lost in the noise.

:-) if only...if only...

why are people suddenly talking about my feet?

You know that the answer is obvious - we can smell them across the miles?

you must of been reading my mind lol

but theres no toilet in here...

and................................

cause tramps like us, baby, we were born to run

:wall:

I can't find anything anymore or even make any sense of it even when I find it...

garfields a legend