That's true Chris. That is true.

hello :D

hi Bren..

good night all

Hellowww

good evening....

what a long tiring day it's been.....

good morning everybody...
have a good day..

Morning all.

hello Tim :D

good evening all

Evening folks

How is everyone this evening?

Hey there Chris

Hey you,

I now have a route sorted and very easy to follow directions for you to read out on the long drive ahead!!!

Lol, good good. Will come meet you when you get here. Might be a bit out of it...am going to Wivenhoe to a comedy gig that's gonna end god knows when...even later if I go back to H6 where all the nice shiny people live ;) So might be a liiiiittle out of it, depending on how much I've drunk and how much sleep I've had :shock:

if you are hungover and gonna puke you aren't getting in the smart.

Roller blades and a tow rope for you young lady!

Lol...I haven't been hungover yet...;) Just might fall asleep is all! And if you don't want the pleasure of my company then I might as well stay here...but then your drive would be very boring and at least half a dozen people would murder you if you showed up in Nottingham without me...one in particular...;)

The drive would be boring....and at least 9 hours shorter! (only kidding i don;t mind collecting you!) and they don't scare me (except that one who bloody terrifies me!).

You are welcome to sleep on the journey - that means i cna leave my St Cliff CD playing!!

<shudders in horror> that cd will give me nightmares...

...well fortunatly for me the one who bloody terrifies you thinks I'm lovely and I don't see you getting through the weekend if I'm not there :twisted:

so neeeh ;)

seriously though, thanks for the offer of the lift! I really appreciate it...and to appease you I seem to have stumbled on the smart car appreciation society here...I've got a small cute blonde girl from aberdeen completly infatuated by the idea of your car...(no accounting for taste)...but if needs be i can always offer her to you as a bribe...;)

Try not to mention me too much!

Following last months court case (which we won!!) I am banned for life from any and all Essex Smartie related meets and gatherings! :(

Luckily for you, I have done a few CD's which are neither cliff nor country so you should be alright!! (St Cliff's next album is a country collection - cliff singing country, i must have died and gone to heaven!!)

Ouch :(

And...oh dear god...:shock:

Not ouch but Yippee - we got a fortune in damages out of them!

:lawl:

evening all.

hey tim

Hey cathie and the rest.

Have a nice night all.

hi Tim, hi cathie

hello all

hey bren, how're you today?